Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

all immigrants will have to pay to see a doctor or go to hospital under ukip great news

TANKER they are just the BNP in disguise bouncers all around the room.

It certainly opened my eyes I can tell you and I went from a neutral point of view to see if they could win me over...........NO CHANCE now.

A bit of light relief needed here I think;


A pet parrot that spoke with a British accent when it disappeared from its home four years ago has been reunited with its owner - and the bird now speaks Spanish.


The reunion was brought about by a Southern California veterinarian who mistook Nigel, an African gray parrot, for her own missing bird.


Teresa Micco tracked Nigel's microchip to Darren Chick, a Briton who lives in Torrance.


"I introduced myself and said, 'Have you lost a bird?'" Micco told the newspaper. "He initially said, 'No.' But he thought I meant recently."


When she verified Chick's name and said she had his African grey parrot, "He looked at me like I was crazy."

He said his bird went missing four years earlier.

Little is known about Nigel's whereabouts the past four years, but Chick says the bird's British accent is gone, and it now chatters in Spanish.

Chick says last week's reunion brought tears of joy to his eyes - despite the fact that Nigel bit him when he first tried to pick him up.

Micco said the behavior was not unusual and that Nigel would settle back in soon enough.

"He's doing perfect," Chick told the newspaper by the week's end. "It's really weird. I knew it was him from the minute I saw him."

It's the fifth parrot reunion facilitated by Micco, who has been running ads for her own missing bird for nine months. That parrot, Benjamin, flew the coop in February when it darted out a door that was left open.

Julissa Sperling found Nigel outside her home and brought him to Micco after seeing one of her ads.

But first, she took Nigel to her dog-grooming business.

"He was the happiest bird. He was singing and talking without control," Sperling said. "He was barking like the dogs. I'm from Panama and he was saying, 'What happened?' in Spanish."

Daily Telegraph

TANKER and what about this proposed death tax???????????????????????????????

25% of your wealth goes to the party when you peg it.

About half a dozen people asked him this question and he avoided it every time.

I didnt even know it was one of there policys, but a chap said it was going to be drafted in to there manifesto.

And TANKER no free Dental appointments anymore.

Average cost will be about £70 to £80.

Populus – CON 35%(+1), LAB 36%(+1), LDEM 9%(nc), UKIP 13%(nc), GRN 3%(-1) (tabs)
Ashcroft – CON 28%(-4), LAB 32%(+2), LDEM 8%(+1), UKIP 19%(+2), GRN 5%(-2) (tabs)
ICM – CON 31%(-2), LAB 35%(nc), LDEM 11%(+1), UKIP 14%(+5), GRN 4% (tabs)

What party gets 25%?

Update - Labour lead at 3
by YouGov in Politics
Tue October 14, 2014 6 a.m. BST

Latest YouGov / The Sun results 13th Oct - Con 31%, Lab 34%, LD 7%, UKIP 17%

UKIP

lol, wind up time :-)

Max itl be like a union, if your a fully paid up member of UKIP youl have to sign a form to say they are legally entitled to take 25% of your estate.

Couldnt believe it, my mother and her indoors were seething.

Update - Labour lead at 3
by YouGov in Politics
Tue October 14, 2014 6 a.m. BST

Latest YouGov / The Sun results 13th Oct - Con 31%, Lab 34%, LD 7%, UKIP 17%;

UKIP still stuck on17%. That's on course for ZERO MPs. Don't forget that any UKIP MPs acquired now have to get reelected next May.

No wind up at all, you see this is where the likes of TANKER are conned. They dont read the small print.

the most thing I dread is another labour party of scum destroying the will to live
the labour party full of pedos harriot Harman and her horrible two faced husband
have still not said sorry for supporting pedoes

blair no more than a crook and a liar

Do angry Ukip voters threaten Tory future?
by Peter Kellner in Commentary, Front Page and Politics
Mon October 13, 2014 10:51 a.m. BST

David Cameron has six months in which to stop Ukip’s bandwagon. If he fails, the Conservatives risk not only losing next year’s general election but suffering lasting damage. YouGov’s latest Sunday Times survey demonstrates both the opportunities and the dangers that confront the Tories following last week’s by-elections. For the ...
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http://yougov.co.uk/news/2014/10/13/do-angry-ukip-voters-threaten-tory-future/

the labour party made the nanny state to brain wash the poor

TANKER LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

youve got the wrong party old bean.

LADY SLOTH could confirm that NOW without doing an enquiry.

Save us a lot of money aswel.

the labour party is not for people who want to work and look after their future the lab do not want that keep the scum down that is the lab motto under lab the old age pension would now be 84 pounds a week

Hey TANKER under UKIP there wont be any 50p Cinema tickets either, so think on bud, no fettling/groping with Doris on a monday afternoon down at the ODEON.

An analyst on BBC news suggested no interest rate rise possibly for another year!!!!