Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Just for you Napoleon,

Just read Porky has been sent by Cameron to the EU to sort out Merkel.






Hope he gives him a handbag to take, he may get a better price for him.


Mind, it would be safer to send half a dozen advisors. Three to hold him down and the others to do the negotiations.

Here's a thought why not send Manuel and Haze.

gf as stopped posting because he now knows labour party is a party of scum who have fcuk the uk and its leaders stick their two fingers up to its voters

Switzerland is in different position to blighty.

It's much smaller and is landlocked, effectively surrounded by the €U states.

nothing to do with it ..... in fact, norway has a similar problem

And it is where the gold and money are stored!

Skiing is supposed to be good as well.


Is that where the phrase "friends in high places" came from?

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they make excellent chocolate fireguards too :-)

Reeva Steenkamp's bag was packed. Her mother says she was leaving him. He may have freaked out and shot her. She may have been hiding in the toilet.

mr farage the only honest person ito vote for vote ukip

No one wants to upset Switzerland. They are the world's banker. They always get treated as a special case. Two world wars raged around them and they were left in peace.

Norway is rolling in money, and it's not landlocked.

the jobs the eu as brought to the uk are low paid shit jobs thy can take them away
the people doing these jobs claim more benefits than those out of work
we do not want these jobs . or the immigrants doing them
the nhs is crumbling down to lazy immigrants working in the nhs and the good workers can do or say nothing as they will be called racists that is why the nhs is in crisis the RACE CARD IS FCUKING UP THE NHS

Just saw the Cameron incident.

Nice to see how quickly Cameron started running away!

Once again.

bloody hell ..... can't you guys read?????

QUETION WHY DOES CYNIC AVOID TO ANSWER FACTS does he think he is omniscient

MrT - i'm afraid that most of the time your posts are (a) incoherent, rambling polemic and (b) total gibberish along the lines of twerp-tomasz, so i don't even know what question you want me to answer

you posted saying the eu hadbrought jobs to the uk .I say rubbish they are low paid jobs that are run by gang keaders who are immigrants and do not give uk workers the chance and the scum they employ pay no taxes
and of no benefit to the uk

It is alright!

Cameron and Osborne have succeeded in EU and Angela has reached into her handbag and given Osborne a rebate to take home with him.

He is putting it in hid pocket and bringing it back for Dave.

Cynic,

Stop prodding him.

Leaked universal credit memo shows jobcentre staff struggling with rollout

Jobcentre whistleblower tells Dispatches that computerised benefits scheme is ‘unworkable, poorly designed and out of date’



The Guardian, Monday 27 October 2014 12.14 GMT



A leaked staff memo at the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) appears to show the government is still struggling to roll out its flagship welfare programme, universal credit (UC), across the UK.

The memo, seen by the Guardian and titled: “Ideas please: Sinking”, appears to be a plea from a jobcentre manager to her staff for solutions to tackle an ever-growing workload brought about by the new system for delivering social security to more than 7 million people.

The internal email, sent in late September and uncovered by Channel 4’s Dispatches as part of an investigation into UC to air on Monday evening, appears to show that one of the 60 centres where the scheme has been rolled out is generating such a substantial backlog of claims, centre staff will have to work three times more than their limit to clear it.

UC, which is projected to generate £7bn in economic growth to the UK, will combine six benefits, including jobseeker’s allowance and housing benefit, into a single payment, which will rise and fall more smoothly with people’s circumstances.

The DWP had promised to have 1 million people on the scheme by April 2014 but, dogged by delays and tens of millions of pounds of IT write-downs and write-offs, the original timetable has been scrapped. Just 15,000 people are on the system.



"He added that UC’s IT for staff on the ground is “completely unworkable, badly designed”, and already “out of date”."




more shambles here: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/oct/27/universal-credit-leaked-memo-scheme-rollout

MrT ..... please show me the post where you claim, "you posted saying the eu had brought jobs to the uk"


fred - promise i'm not taking up where sticky left off :-)