JOKE OF THE DAY
There was once a young man.
He had lived in a large city all his life and was sick of it!
He decided to move to the country. Maybe even start a farm.
But the only thing that could have stopped him was
he didn't know a damn thing about animals.
So, when he arrived to a peaceful little village in the country,
he bought land for a farm.
He went to a local farmer to start his farm.
He asked the farmer, "What do you call this animal?"
The farmer replied, "That's a rooster, but I call it a Cock."
"OK," he said, "I'll take it."