JOKE OF THE DAY

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in.

When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.
The man said, "I'm sorry!
But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."

so the woman replies,
"If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

       

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It went over the lines so had to comeback at the end