Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

My mum wouldn't allow me to bring a girl like that home,.

Damn.

Mind a girl like that wouldn't come home with me!

she's a bit old for you fred

That is what my mum would have said.

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I did think I could smuggle her home and tell my wife she had come to be my nurse.

But, I thought again and when I realised that there may be two people looking after my needs, and both believing in euthanasia
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Anyone watching IM A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE????

Melanie Sykes to win it, (northern lass)

Top totty aswel although I think the Yank bird is supposed to be the one we take most notice of under the water fall. Doesnt impress me at the moment mind havent seen her with her kit off yet.

Jimmy Bullard looks a bit soft.

Looks good :-))



Sorry Michael I forgot you -

Is that a conservative party conference?

DC Carl Foggerty could also be one of the favourites.

Yes. We are watching I'm a Celeb' too.

I would be OK with a bet on Mel Sykes to win it too, GF. She is also pretty brave. :-)

Foggy seems quite popular and is excellent at hiding a snake in his shorts. "Careful to make sure you take the right one out," he instructed the help. Tests for him will be a walkover. :-)

The fat lass, Gemma Collins, looks quite succulent in the shower (nice) but she is also a great big wimp and will be a disaster with the trials and tests (not nice). :-)

Blimey exec you must like your women on the big side.

Plenty to get hold of.

Must admit its the only Celeb prog I like. No joking its is funny with the right people in especially when they have to eat the grubs etc and are gipping. LOL.

they should get MrT on that prog!
it might shut him up about being poisoned by take-aways and restaurants run by those dirty foreign jonnies :-)

LOL.

Id like to see Hays grinding it out on there, LOL.

Id have my phone ready and vote for him everytime to do the bush tucker trials.

Global economy warning lights are flashing, says PM


Speaking after the G20 meeting of world leaders, David Cameron said a "dangerous backdrop of instability" threatened Britain's recovery, and "we should stick to our long-term plan".

In a Guardian article, he warned of the impact from conflicts, low growth and a eurozone "on the brink" of recession.

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Good to see Captain Marvel is flying home from Oz to save Rochester from itself and Britain's economy.

Good to see he has a longterm plan. Looks more like another U-bend to many.

But he also seems to become aware that World Economics effects UK economics.

But he is has been responsible for four and half years and increased the debt and is know whining that the problem's are international.

Pity he can't blame the bankers as well. Sorry this time it is the unemployed and the shirkers.

What a creep.

good job that EM and his supporting band of militant left-wing unions aren't in power then

They were commenting on SKY news last night (what the newspapers say) kate Williams the historian just how hes using it as a political spin as well as the economic background.

Yep he is a little creep especially when hes bigged up our so called recovery and growth..................... I could get 10% economic growth using slaves.

Makes no odd's which one of the three main plonkers are in power, it's more of the same.


Cameroon saying there is no alternative to austerity (which seems to entail spending more money)

Millibum saying even more spending is required even though theres no more money (supposedly)

And Cleggy wants more of both.



Record numbers of people (supposedly) in work, yet the social bill keeps going up.


Whats going on?

Lies lies and more dammed lies.

Camoron cannot be trusted.