Spaceman
- 28 Jan 2005 23:56
CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years
7thFloor
- 08 Feb 2005 15:11
- 510 of 24230
I see one of the headlines says that marijuana has a long term effect on the brain. Is that good or bad?
!ykcum yrev s'rorrim sihT
)-:
stockbunny
- 08 Feb 2005 15:21
- 511 of 24230
7thFloor
!neht ti naelc dna htolc a teg lleW
:>)
7thFloor
- 08 Feb 2005 15:27
- 512 of 24230
?sliat trihs ym esu I nac
7thFloor
- 08 Feb 2005 15:35
- 513 of 24230
Did you know that Nu Knob Cyst is an anagram of Stockbunny? :-)
stockbunny
- 08 Feb 2005 15:37
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(<:
!LOL 5002 sti nam snevaeH !sliat trihS
!truh daeh ym gnikam si sihT
stockbunny
- 08 Feb 2005 15:38
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Where's Spacie - what's he putting in the roll-ups!!!
;>)
stockbunny
- 08 Feb 2005 15:42
- 516 of 24230
Best I can get for 7thFloor is
(taking artistic license with it)
Steve Forlon
can't quite manage Steve For Loon!!
;>)
jj50
- 08 Feb 2005 15:48
- 517 of 24230
or from a Scottish viewpoint ...... Sven the Fool r !
jj50
- 08 Feb 2005 15:49
- 518 of 24230
Rugby boots would have won, given the choice Bunny!
We are into hockey season, so its sand - much easier.
Quick cup of tea before closing, I think. Wonder
if Priscilla has any cakes leftover? (Not been
to gym today!).
Priscilla
- 08 Feb 2005 15:55
- 519 of 24230
Sorry, jj. Jeffmack is on cake duty till at least the end of the month.
I've had a happy half hour here with three firemen here in the flat. A local initiative is for your local fire station to supply and fit 2 smoke alarms per property, free of charge and give your house a quick fire safety check while they're here. Then you're told the bad news. My local fire station is losing one of its three pumps. The idea seems to be if they fit all these smoke alarms, the drop in callouts will balance the loss of the third tender.
stockbunny
- 08 Feb 2005 16:01
- 520 of 24230
Oh well if Jeff's on duty we'll all go hungry that's for sure!
Mind you it's better then food poisoning...
Only joking Jeff :>)
There's masses of pancakes left - where's Greystone, he specifically
ordered pancakes - if any one sees him haul him in
:>)
jj50
- 08 Feb 2005 16:02
- 521 of 24230
Three firemen eh P :-)) Busy afternoon!
I had forgotten about jeffmack and the cakes, not looking
hopeful then is it? Wonder if there are any pancakes
left...
jj50
- 08 Feb 2005 16:03
- 522 of 24230
Thank you Bunny, delicious.
Just off to ring up my local fire station ..........!
7thFloor
- 08 Feb 2005 16:07
- 523 of 24230
Stockbunny: You obviously missed (and very topical as well):
Hon. Leftovers
:-)
stockbunny
- 08 Feb 2005 16:08
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LOL yes I did miss that ;>)
stockbunny
- 08 Feb 2005 16:18
- 525 of 24230
Ok you happy people I'm outta here!
Have a great evening :>)
Socrates
- 08 Feb 2005 16:29
- 526 of 24230
Hello!
Spaceman
- 08 Feb 2005 18:42
- 527 of 24230
Evening all,
Am I too late for pancakes?? they sound yummy.
Just got home from my first days work since June 2003, I dont think I like it? people kept asking me to do things thats they seemed to think I knew how to do, i didnt have the heart to tell them I have forgotten. Wonder how long I will be able to get away with it?
I noticed the picture of Keira earlier in this thread, that made me feel better, I might have to put it in the header, but i guess the women members will want something to balance her out a bit, if you see what I mean.
jj50
- 08 Feb 2005 19:03
- 528 of 24230
Well done Spacey. The thing I remember about work is that the first
week is always the worst - by the end of next week it will all be familiar.
I'll heat up some of those pancakes for you and you pour yourself a drink:-)
There should have been a celebration last night anyway for the victory over
the mouse population. There is still one out there thumbing a lift back
to Sevenoaks from Hastings!!
Because you are the boss, I think I can risk speaking on behalf of the girls and allow you Keira in the heading - for the time being anyway!!
Have a good evening...
7thFloor
- 08 Feb 2005 19:09
- 529 of 24230
Spaceman : Work ??
These are taken from MY personal annual appraisements over my years as a BT manager. I don't think they liked me! :
I particularily think 10 is brilliant)
(1) "Since my last report, this manager has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."
(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'
(3) "I would not allow this manager to breed."
(4) "This manager is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
(6) "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(8) "This young man has delusions of adequacy."
(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
(11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better."
(12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
(13) "A gross ignoramus144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
(14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
(15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
(16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
(17) "He's been working with glue too much."
(18) "He would argue with a signpost."
(19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him."
(20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
(21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
(22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one."
(23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
(24) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
(25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
(26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
(27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
(28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
(29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
(30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
(31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
(32) "One neuron short of a synapse."
(33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled."
(34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
(35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
Giz a job yooth!