- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

littlewillie, If you want to send me a photo of Sweetie for the gallery please do, only i'm rather lonely in there at the moment!

LW we do get SA racing over here so when she starts to race you will have to let us know we might even get our xmas dinner out of her or do you plan to race her abroad to ??.

HT.

Heading rapidly for the ground not the moon!

Back to break even again I see, thanks to Reuters.

Hightone...We intend to race her you heathen, not have her for Xmas dinner, we'd much prefer a goose..[wouldn't we all Hils?].

Abroad would be strictly for dreamers and Group 1 winners and I doubt our little lady will reach such heady heights, blue hens and all that!!

Morning Bill
Race horse owner eh, sounds like a lot of fun. Nearest I ever got was greyhounds, I used to own a couple that raced at Romford about 20 years ago.

Hows life treating you in SA, sounds like fun, fun, fun. You still keeping your hand in with a bit of investing?

All the best

I see Southern Star went predictably 'south' and hit the deck
on Saturday - quite right GD I should have gone for the bunny
boiler not that it would have won anything either!

So how are we all?
Congrats. to Little Woman and HighTone for showing us all how it's
done....(Opps that sounds a bit suspect....giggle)
Jeff mack what's with the pictures of Chelski players, oh....
Ol'Dennie Wise doesn't play for them any more does he, sorry
Millwall I mean, against M.U. in the final, interesting prospect!!

What ever happened to rain? All I seem to be getting at the moment are "hail"!

If this carries on I'll have to cover some of the plants to give them some protection.

LW, I seem to remember SA has the biggest hail stones arround - makes ours look like "sand"!

Is this the way to Ssn Jose?

Socs
Everyones watching the footie, I'll be off again at half time.

Jeffers..took a hammering today with what I've got left but noy re-investing much. You sum up life here pretty well tho', new house should be ready by end of June latest, its fabulous, will send a couple of progress snaps..

L W....maybe your confusing us with Texas altho' last year we did have a freak hail storm? Hailisalasai maybe!

Back to footie...

Howdy. (whatever that means?)

Bunny, I did see Southern Star trotting around the course but then it vanished? How are you anyway?

L woman, Hail is nothing! it's when it rains cats and dogs it gets a bit messy.

Socks, Why are you off to Ssn Jose? please send a postcard when you arrive.


Pint of tea please and a dunking biscuit.

Updated 6th April

Position	Best Investment	Players Name	The Profit
1	Bioprogress	Bullshare the Rocket	17,769.18
2	Healthcare Ent.	robb	17,218.54
3	Persimmon	Sexy littlewoman	14,134.05
4	Pipex Com.	Lord Hightone	10,483.85
5	Northgte.Inf.	Uncle Socks	9,142.92
6	NHP	This is me heads for the moon	8,120.63
7	Ashtead Grp.	Poochy the dog	8,081.40
8	Ashtead Grp.	This is me heads for the moon	7,615.49
9	Smith WH	The Gorgeous Vasey	7,425.88
10	Mytravel GRP	The Croc	6,604.12

Pooch: Not seen the Cafe Ghost for a while?
Ghosty: Here i am! How are you pooch?
Pooch: I thought it was you sitting in the corner reading the FT. I'm fine.
Ghosty: I have just come back from my holidays!
Pooch: Yes you do look rather brown! anywhere nice?
Ghosty: Blackpool!
Pooch: Did you have a good time then?
Ghosty: Yes went on the big dipper and a donkey ride along the beach.
Pooch: Nutter!
Ghosty: Sod off!
Pooch: No
Ghosty: I'm off.
Pooch: bye then.
Ghosty: Expensive in here anyway!
Pooch: I wonder what ever happened to Skelly?
Skelly: Hello.

Beware the spirit of the barrel!

Hello all

I need to put my feet up for a while, and drink something that'll warm me up! Coffee with a little contreau would be very welcome. Athough I got rid of my cold weeks ago, I seem to have a lingering cough that just doesn't want to shift.....

Anyone want to join me?

Any racing this weekend?

I'll join you little woman, just tell me where you're coming apart and I'll do the glueing for you. Hot lemon & whisky is what you need, easy on the lemon and hot and heavy on the whisky.

Saturdays horse will be
2:10 Kempton (click here for runners)

Dont forget the message from our leader

Golddog - 03 Apr'04 - 17:32 - 5084 of 5125
Next week is the final Race for this session but the Gee Gee Game will return soon. Punters will have another 1000 starting pot and those that have played so far will have their current pot funds added to the 1000.

So if you want to catch lw you will need to work out how much to invest at what price. So I would need to invest my 500 on a 10/1 winner to catch lw.

Thanks socs!

jeffmack - you do like your big fields!