Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

One guess as to who gets her SEVENTH boob job done today (or was it seven guesses as to who gets her FIRST boob job today? I forget):

Can I ask how he broke his leg and how bad the fracture was and what stage of rehabilitation is he at?

Also you say he is barely literate so a manuel job should be his first point of call job wise, not least to get him into the routine and structure which breads confidence and independence at the same time, Rather then computer knowledge (which will and should come later).

Stan on them courses they have to do computer courses so as to put a CV and covering letter together to find work.

They havent changed one bit from the 80/90s , just roll them out under a different name.

Get Tristram Hunt to help him out, after all, he has a decent private educashun, so the job applicashun thingy shouldn't be a problem.

c.

To be self employed on the minimum wage is a non starter, the running costs and paper demands alone will defeat him.

And that's if he can get 40 hours a week. Sounds doubtfull.

pretty much right sticky

fracture was appalling and arguably the guy should have been done for ABH
however, it was in sunday league football so independent witnesses and stuff that would stand up in court not available

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max - it was a potential opening found for him by the job centre i think, or however these things work

I see on the news we have another polish murderer on the run
as we know the polish gov let all criminals out of prison if they left the country
now we have the murderers on our streets

So much for twitter!

Conservatives lead at 1

Latest YouGov / The Sun results 26th November -

Con 33%, Lab 32%, LD 6%, UKIP 16%;

Brown was a better chancellor than Osborne is now, poll finds
NOVEMBER 26, 2014 9:52 AM

http://labourlist.org/2014/11/brown-was-a-better-chancellor-than-osborne-is-now-poll-finds/

Balls overtakes Osborne as “most capable Chancellor” in latest Ipsos-Mori poll
JUNE 12, 2013 1:33 PM

http://labourlist.org/2013/06/balls-overtakes-osborne-as-most-capable-chancellor-in-latest-ipsos-mori-poll/

What on earth was going on with George Osborne at PMQs? – Independent

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He’s in charge of the nation’s finances and tasked with steering the UK economy clear of recession. So I think we’re all entitled to ask – what exactly was going on with George Osborne at Prime Minister’s Questions today? – according to The Independent.

Sat next to David Cameron with his hair, tie, collar and frankly face all slightly askew, the Chancellor’s appearance got people on Twitter more animated than anything that was actually said in an otherwise dire Commons exchange.
With the #CameronMustGo campaign still going strong after five days, the PM will no doubt be happy for anything to take the heat off.

The image at the top of this article shows the look Osborne was going for – decide for yourself quite what it all means.

How old is he and does he have parents Alf?

What on earth was going on with George Osborne at PMQs? – Independent



He’s in charge of the nation’s finances and tasked with steering the UK economy clear of recession. So I think we’re all entitled to ask – what exactly was going on with George Osborne at Prime Minister’s Questions today? – according to The Independent.

Sat next to David Cameron with his hair, tie, collar and frankly face all slightly askew, the Chancellor’s appearance got people on Twitter more animated than anything that was actually said in an otherwise dire Commons exchange.
With the #CameronMustGo campaign still going strong after five days, the PM will no doubt be happy for anything to take the heat off.

The image at the top of this article shows the look Osborne was going for – decide for yourself quite what it all means.

Looks to me to be stoned or whatever.............

Commenting on Osbourne at PMqs.............

He looks well pissed!

Net migration to UK rises to 260,000 in year to JuneBreaking news
Net migration to the UK rose to 260,000 in the year to June - an increase of 78,000 on the previous year.

The figure is calculated by taking away the number of people leaving the country from the number coming in.

Prime Minister David Cameron has promised to get the figure below 100,000 before the election in 2015.

According to the figures, 583,000 people immigrated to the UK in the last year - an increase of 45,000 from the EU and 30,000 from outside.

BBC assistant political editor Norman Smith said the figures were "deeply deeply significant" and "deeply awkward for David Cameron".

no wonder the nhs is being killed immigration when do you say enough is enough
shall we allow the whole world to come

He must have just seen the latest immigration figures up to 260,000 , gawd help us.