Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Where did you get that picture of my girlfriend ?

Jimmy, ref: jimmy b - 18 Jun'05 - 10:21 - 207 of 515
You have been seeing my bird.

FILTERED!!

I thought this was your bird wilbs ive been getting confused..

Im seeing these 3 at the moment.

Jaysus, you could take someones eye out with that!!!

I can't look.

I'll have to put another picture in for Goldfinger.

Stare at the central dot, and move your head forwards and backwards.

I hope no one's looking through my window, i can't stop going backwards and forwards, it's a miracle !

Just don't start dribbling jimmy else your neighbours will pop you in a padded cell.

The left one is sad but the one on the right is ok. Now look at them upside down. Wierd.

My girlfriend likes dogs so I bought her these boots.



I don't wear shoes.

to put you all out of your misery this is Alan on a good day!!
from
H

and this is Alan on a bad day
from
H

******* weather!!!!!

wilbs, looks like you live near me! where is that?

I dont know prop, I got it off the net!!
Im in Diss.

raining near me too...

a really good joke...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"