Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no, crack heads back again. Whats wrong with him doesnt he have a home to go to. Must be Hays hes got his eye on.

DB4,

If you believe the conclusion of your posting you are onto a loser.

Cameron, is a jinx for the Cons' hopes.

Fred Camoron is back trending on twitter aswel. He fell out of the top10 for a few hours yesterday but is back now.

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It looks to me as though more folks are concerned about putting their bats out than they are in either David Cameron or Andrew Mitchell, Fishfinger.

My oh my, what interesting lives you northern folks lead. Will you be polishing your ferret tonight in front of an open fire?

That's a very unpleasant image. Is shining one's ferret an alternative phrase for something else?

It depends on the company you keep!

I hadn't looked upon it as a euphemism, Haystack. Maybe Fishfinger could enlighten us all on the nocturnal cultural experiences of northerners.

I thought you were a woman of experience!

8-)

per yesterday's little bit of fun, i'm sure hils makes a good domme :-)

You'll give my husband ideas, Cyners!

:o)

If Hils got a dodgy leg what is she doing going skiing??????

Anyway a sports injury as you called it is just an excuse for being not fit.

Its always the same sports people who dont do the right training or the wrong training that pick up sports injuries........and thats a fact.

Look at Wiltshire at assanal, dodgy ankle injuries and why because he doesnt look after himself properly, caught smoking on tour , smoking in this day and age and hes supposed to be a pro. !!!!!!!!!!!!

I played semi pro Rugby Union for Leeds Carnegie prop forward and in 17 years never had a so called sports injury, I was fit, fit as a fiddle and still am.

Sports injurys are excuses for not being fit.

You don't need a good leg for apres ski.

You might be physically as fit as a fiddle gf, but there's something seriously gone wrong with your head.

Well if you had any idea what you were talking about, Fishfinger, I'd explain it to you in more detail. But, suffice to say, ACL ruptures have nothing whatsoever to do with fitness levels.

And, Fishfinger, if ever you're in the Portes du Soleil, please feel free to let me know and I'll happily guide you safely down le Pas de Chavanette.

ACL,

You are on the downward path.

Shows signs of muscular weakness.

That is how many start to deteriorate.

Down and down, gloomier and gloomier.

Buy a wheelchair now.

I'll pay you a tenner if you safely guide him over the nearest precipice hilary!

That is a funny name for a part of your body.

give DB4 the first refusal!