- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

The site is down this evening at 6 for an hour, which gives me time to have a bath, or clean my shoes, or scrub the loo, or drink tea!.
:-)

Please do the loo first GD, it's in a terrible state, someones thrown the seat out the window.
It's that cold in there I dare not sit down.

I cleaned the loo for you and it's sparkling clean. Can I have a cuppa now?

You may have a cup and a Hobnob.

Please wash your hands first.

Thanks for the link GD just noticed.

Thanks for cleaning the loo Socrates, i now have somewhere decent to drink from!

Any more for the Trading Game?

Can someone email Stormy and tell him about the game, i know he likes to play it! I dont seem to have his address again. And no sign of JS yet?

I just had a Bods over at the Lodge so i will have a nice cuppa here now.

It's quiet, too damned quiet! I've never seen BB's so deserted, is this what's laughingly called capitulation or are people just tired of trading and investing?

Still, there's more sherry trifle for me to eat and GD's drinking out of the loo again. Can't understand him, he's from a good home after all!

It's just the two of us Socrates.

Let me lower the lights and get a candle going.

Some nice soft romantic music.

Glass of chilled wine.

Let's sit here and gaze into each others eyes for an hour or two.

Do you come here often?

Just a mo whilst I fetch my dark glasses!

You might have dark glasses on but i've got a blindfold!
:-)

I see!

Socs is in the houssssssssssse

Lets Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yes, to hell with the expense, break out the orange juice.

Just playing one of my Eminem albums, cranked up really loud

Get with the beat old fellow. Eminem's history. You need Pink.

I was always fond of Lily.

[Chorus]We'll drink-a-drink-a-drink
To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case.

Mr. Frears
Had sticky-out ears
And it made him awful shy
And so they gave him medicinal compound
And now he's learning how to fly.

Uncle Tony
Was known to be bony
He would never eat his meals
And so they gave him medicinal compound
Now they move him round on wheels.

[Chorus]

Old Ebeneezer
Thought he was Julius Caesar
And so they put him in a Home
Where they gave him medicinal compound
And now he's Emperor of Rome.

Johnny Hammer
Had a terrible st..t..t..ammer
He could hardly s..say a word
And so they gave him medicinal compound
Now he's seen but never 'eard!

[Chorus]

Auntie Millie
Ran willy-nilly
When her legs, they did recede
And so they rubbed on medicinal compound
And now they call her Millipede.

Jennifer Eccles
Had terrible freckles
And the boys all called her names
But she changed with medicinal compound
And now he joins in all their games.

[Chorus]

Lily the Pink, she
Turned to drink, she
Filled up with paraffin inside
and despite her medicinal compound
Sadly Pica-Lily died.

Up to Heaven
Her soul ascended
All the church bells they did ring
She took with her medicinal compound
Hark the herald angels sing.

Ooooo...

Is that better, Pink is now playing

Who's Pink?

In that case, Jeff, Get the Party started and Do what you do but Don't let me get me. Oh, To Hell wit ya, Is it Love?, 'cause Love is such a crazy thing and I wouldn't want to be Missundaztood as that would only bring on Misery which I don't need as I'm a Lonely Girl even if I have got a Split Personality.

There you go, You make me sick. Stop Falling, Eventually I'll end up Numb like Most Girls, so unless you show me some Respect and give me a Private Show I'm Goin' to California.

Bye.

:-)