Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Shortie, im 40 but woudnt kick her out of bed.

Always fantised about my female teachers.

oh at least
both my parents smoked and i do not and even looking back the cynic line is good and strong on both sides of the family

aren't you lucky chaps
fred should escape in just a year or two as he's frightfully old already and already has to be wheeled to the shops by one of the daughters

I dont smoke, never have done.

Plenty of allergies mind which make up for it.

Strange but didnt have these until knoced down in a road accident.

You got 2 years on me then GF.... I had a thing for her when she looked more like this..

Just looking at Mel Sykes again, can you imagine that in black seamed stockings.

ohhhh shit her indoors is watching.

but sticky, you're diabetic i seem to remember
however, that is easily controllable with care as i'm sure you know

Shortie, shes still in prime nick.

Cyners yep you are right,

Thats more or less what Im pointing to.

Got taken out by a car and ended up in a coma for 30 days or so.

A few weeks later on tests found I had, Diabetics and a load of allergies.

Strange how life pans out.

Never mind I could be reliant on a Food Bank,

She sure is GF...

Cynic,

I don't mind them wheeling me to the shops.

What gets me, is that it is usually to second hand shops and I have to take a taxi to get home.

8-)

my dentist's daughter (and a boy in her school) also suddenly found herself with type2 following some sort of flu virus a few years back .... she's on one of these drip thingies

you mean they actually sell your chair from under you?
now that really is spiteful, and even an unsubtle hint

WOW Shortie you pervert.

All the same im going to blow it up and print off.

Thats going on the wall, no matter what you say Kim.

lol...

I'm trying to decide on which outfit would best suit my Mrs

All 4 0f them.

Her indoors is tracking me Shortie in the room next door.

Got to be carefull or no tea for me.

Get yourself a portable hotspot GF and see her try to track that!

LOL, yep but what about her dogs.

Think Ill start a Money am count down to Christmas..........

On the 21st day of Christmas my wife said to me.........

No scrubbers in the Armitage Arms, no chips on the way back, and a piss in the tree near the drive wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I can relate to that, wasn't long ago whilst drunk I tripped over a stupidly low front garden wall and got stuck in the owners forecourt bush..