- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

Horse racing Thread	Capital Gains Calculator	- Links -	Report bugs	Dow thread
Crocs html	FTSE comp	ask trading Q?	Juke Box	Game Tables

The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

No need to panic it was still in the recycle bin and now fully restored! phew!!

another pint of Bods required.

Updated 13th April

Position	Best Investment	Players Name	The Profit
1	Bioprogress	Bullshare the Rocket	26,923.00
2	Healthcare Ent.	robb	17,880.79
3	Persimmon	Sexy littlewoman	14,005.85
4	Pipex Com.	Lord Hightone	9,677.40
5	Ashtead Grp.	Poochy the dog	8,754.85
6	NHP	This is me heads for the moon	8,463.75
7	Northgte.Inf.	Uncle Socks	8,381.01
8	Ashtead Grp.	This is me heads for the moon	7,615.49
9	Smith WH	The Gorgeous Vasey	7,257.11
10	Mytravel GRP	The Croc	7,075.84

Lol! Looks like you need that holiday, GD.

snoball, just cart me off to the mental home might be best!
:-)

Croc, I just clicked on the link above for your html page and i came to a penis pump review instead? Please explain????????????????

-baffled pooch-
(requires no pump)!

Hello all.

Croc
Will I bump into you at the NEC antique fair this coming weekend?

I'm off to Tossa del Mar in the morning, back Monday. Have a good weekend.

Goldie..Now we know what Crocs are really wagging about in the water.

Socs my boy, nice to see you, pull up a trough and have a glass of Merlot to wash that trifle down, watch out for that 'lounge lizard' El Senor Jifferrjeffer
sipping his Rioja in the corner.

The flamenco show starts soon with Viva Espana
and the Good,Bad and The Ugly.

Jeffers...Regards to Barca and if you get time whizz up the coast to a little village called Llaffranc, beautiful...enjoy...

Golddog I am in hysterics here!
FTSEDOW is no longer my website :-)
Please change to
http://www.snappytrader.com/editor/editor.html
Regards
David

Croc, I have now changed it! No more questions will be asked??????????
:-)

Hello Uncle Socks, Do you have many antiques at home? are you an avid collector of something? Bring on the wife joke!

jeffers, Have a nice time old chum, and please follow littlewillies advice.


Please note that the Investment Game is now on scrollbar.

I think i shall help myself to a glass of something nice.

Good morning I see I'm the first to surface in here today.
All you lucky people off to Spain - hope the weather improves for
JeffMack and Poochy dearest you definitely need a holiday my friend!

Opto - I think you are right, there can't be anything else to come
out that's negative from Shell surely (I don't think so anyway) so
it must come good for you and hopefully soon....Mind you my thoughts may
not be worth having as one of my 'recovery' stocks is busy shooting itself
in the foot these days (MKS) and it looks unlikely I will be able to get
my money out at a profit for a long, long time!!! (giggle, all good fun!)

So how's everyone doing today?
How's Vasey? I don't seem to bump into her much these days.
Right...danish and orange juice please!

Vasey's fine, thanks Bunny. Just not up to anything exciting enough to report to the Cafettes!

Good to know you're fine Vasey! Understand what you mean, most
of my time is spent in non-exciting trivia (lol) but that appears
to be what makes the world go round most of the time.

There was this ventriloquist guy out walking in the country when he comes across a small village. He wanders over to the pub for a drink and sees an old man sitting outside having a pint with his dog at his feet. Being able to throw his voice he decides to have some fun with the old man.

"Hello, lovely day" he says
"I like your dog do you mind if I have a chat with him?"

The old guy looks at him as if he was a nutter and grunts before going back to his pint.

"Hello boy, how are you" he says patting the dog.

He throws his voice and the dog replies "Just fine, I love sitting out here while he has a pint. The weathers been great and he lets me go into his field over there and chase rabbits all day and then he gets me a big bowl of water to drink. He is a brilliant owner."

"Thats great" says the guy "Does he own the horse in the field as well?"

"Yes" replies the dog. By this point the old guy is totally gobsmacked.

"Can I have a chat to your horse?"

"You speak to horses as well?" enquires the old man.

"yeah sure, any type of animal, no problem" says the guy.

They wander over to the field gate and the horse comes over.

"Hello boy, how are you" he says patting the horses nose.

"Fantastic" says the horse "I love it here. I have such a considerate owner, he puts me in this grassy field in the summer and in the winter I go into a lovely warm barn with plenty of hay. He also gives me a blanket to keep me warm. I couldnt ask for more."

The old guy is totally stunned by this point and is totally taken in.

At this point the guy notices some sheep standing nearby in the field.

"Do you mind if I chat to the sheep?" He asks.

"Oh err err you dont want to talk to them" the old guy says suddenly flustered "anything they tell you will be lies!"

Good evening all. Great to be back in the Bistro again. Time to have a bucket of sherry trifle and work out why my portfolio is red, nasty colour.

This_is_me
I don't get that joke, you'll have to explain it for me.

I am really tempted to play all 'girlie' here and say
"I don't understand the joke....."
But I wont! Cos I do! (I think)
Good one T-I-M!!!

Red portfolio Sockies....Too much spilt raspberry trifle
possibly????

stockbunny
Would that it were but not so I regret.

They got used to the sound of the zips, Socs....baaahh

Morning all from a VERY VERY wet and windy Winelands.
We've had thunder and lightning [not you Forky] for the past 12 hours and rain like you've never seen but everyones happy.
Lightening up a little now, due to play golf later but more wet stuff is forecast....

Hope you've all got a lovely day in the UK....