- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Goldie..Now we know what Crocs are really wagging about in the water.

Socs my boy, nice to see you, pull up a trough and have a glass of Merlot to wash that trifle down, watch out for that 'lounge lizard' El Senor Jifferrjeffer
sipping his Rioja in the corner.

The flamenco show starts soon with Viva Espana
and the Good,Bad and The Ugly.

Jeffers...Regards to Barca and if you get time whizz up the coast to a little village called Llaffranc, beautiful...enjoy...

Golddog I am in hysterics here!
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David

Croc, I have now changed it! No more questions will be asked??????????
:-)

Hello Uncle Socks, Do you have many antiques at home? are you an avid collector of something? Bring on the wife joke!

jeffers, Have a nice time old chum, and please follow littlewillies advice.


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I think i shall help myself to a glass of something nice.

Good morning I see I'm the first to surface in here today.
All you lucky people off to Spain - hope the weather improves for
JeffMack and Poochy dearest you definitely need a holiday my friend!

Opto - I think you are right, there can't be anything else to come
out that's negative from Shell surely (I don't think so anyway) so
it must come good for you and hopefully soon....Mind you my thoughts may
not be worth having as one of my 'recovery' stocks is busy shooting itself
in the foot these days (MKS) and it looks unlikely I will be able to get
my money out at a profit for a long, long time!!! (giggle, all good fun!)

So how's everyone doing today?
How's Vasey? I don't seem to bump into her much these days.
Right...danish and orange juice please!

Vasey's fine, thanks Bunny. Just not up to anything exciting enough to report to the Cafettes!

Good to know you're fine Vasey! Understand what you mean, most
of my time is spent in non-exciting trivia (lol) but that appears
to be what makes the world go round most of the time.

There was this ventriloquist guy out walking in the country when he comes across a small village. He wanders over to the pub for a drink and sees an old man sitting outside having a pint with his dog at his feet. Being able to throw his voice he decides to have some fun with the old man.

"Hello, lovely day" he says
"I like your dog do you mind if I have a chat with him?"

The old guy looks at him as if he was a nutter and grunts before going back to his pint.

"Hello boy, how are you" he says patting the dog.

He throws his voice and the dog replies "Just fine, I love sitting out here while he has a pint. The weathers been great and he lets me go into his field over there and chase rabbits all day and then he gets me a big bowl of water to drink. He is a brilliant owner."

"Thats great" says the guy "Does he own the horse in the field as well?"

"Yes" replies the dog. By this point the old guy is totally gobsmacked.

"Can I have a chat to your horse?"

"You speak to horses as well?" enquires the old man.

"yeah sure, any type of animal, no problem" says the guy.

They wander over to the field gate and the horse comes over.

"Hello boy, how are you" he says patting the horses nose.

"Fantastic" says the horse "I love it here. I have such a considerate owner, he puts me in this grassy field in the summer and in the winter I go into a lovely warm barn with plenty of hay. He also gives me a blanket to keep me warm. I couldnt ask for more."

The old guy is totally stunned by this point and is totally taken in.

At this point the guy notices some sheep standing nearby in the field.

"Do you mind if I chat to the sheep?" He asks.

"Oh err err you dont want to talk to them" the old guy says suddenly flustered "anything they tell you will be lies!"

Good evening all. Great to be back in the Bistro again. Time to have a bucket of sherry trifle and work out why my portfolio is red, nasty colour.

This_is_me
I don't get that joke, you'll have to explain it for me.

I am really tempted to play all 'girlie' here and say
"I don't understand the joke....."
But I wont! Cos I do! (I think)
Good one T-I-M!!!

Red portfolio Sockies....Too much spilt raspberry trifle
possibly????

stockbunny
Would that it were but not so I regret.

They got used to the sound of the zips, Socs....baaahh

Morning all from a VERY VERY wet and windy Winelands.
We've had thunder and lightning [not you Forky] for the past 12 hours and rain like you've never seen but everyones happy.
Lightening up a little now, due to play golf later but more wet stuff is forecast....

Hope you've all got a lovely day in the UK....

Morning LW I hope it comforts you to know that here in Yorkshire UK it is very wet. I have a golf course close by and there will definately be no play today.
opto

'mornin', 'tis a very nice day down here. Has been for several days.

Bit of wet here in the midlands but very warm indeedy.

I shall get the kettle on for lunch.

Today's special is Roast crab.

Can anyone join in here?! Sunny and warm near Edinburgh and has been for days! Daughter at Uni near Granada in Spain and they are floating away with rain, so I think Scotland wins!!!!!!!! Twenty odd golf courses within eight miles of my house and plenty of play today!

London is warm and sunny...but, lo! I spy a cloud.....not a very big one yet, but....

Roast lobster, green salad and a glass of white burgundy, please, Mr Woofer..

I think Bonny Scotland gets it over 'The Smoke' altho Vasey, Lobster and vino is a hell of a 'tempter'.
Also of course, at the moment Scotland is 'midge free', I believe they arrive on or about 25th July each year; after that, Golf...forget it!

We didn't play, instead we made our donation to the 'good cause' then buggered orf and went and introduced a couple of our friends to Sweet Revenge and gave her some carrotts for which she was most grateful.
I always say, you can't beat a nice nuzzle from a filly, they have such soft mouths.

Yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, the weekend is upon us. Anyone going to the antiques fair at the NEC?