- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I think Bonny Scotland gets it over 'The Smoke' altho Vasey, Lobster and vino is a hell of a 'tempter'.
Also of course, at the moment Scotland is 'midge free', I believe they arrive on or about 25th July each year; after that, Golf...forget it!

We didn't play, instead we made our donation to the 'good cause' then buggered orf and went and introduced a couple of our friends to Sweet Revenge and gave her some carrotts for which she was most grateful.
I always say, you can't beat a nice nuzzle from a filly, they have such soft mouths.

Yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, the weekend is upon us. Anyone going to the antiques fair at the NEC?

No, Socs. I'm off to some TA/shares seminar in Islington tomorrow. Not so sure that was a good idea. Too late, its booked now.
On Sunday it's back to removing varnish etc from floor. Booooooring!

snoball
Floors you can sand anytime, the fair ends on Sunday. I could even give you a free ticket for two.

Thanks for the generous offer Socs but it's a bit far and not enough notice.
I know nothing about antiques so it would probably all be lost on me.

Good morning earthpeople. Lovely planet today but I can't hang around because there is a traffic warden hanging around near my flying saucer. I might just turn him into plastic toy and stuff him into a cornflake packet.

Socs....I'm beginning to worry about you dear...Maybe it's a
lack of trifle and you are suffering withdrawal symptoms, as
it seems like you are hallucinating, there haven't been plastic
toy traffic wardens in cornflakes for ages my friend. As for the
one pursuing your flying saucer, remedy is easy - put it into
reverse!

JJ50 - Hello new cafe person! I love Scotland, went to the
Highlands (Loch Torridon) on holiday and that was it, there's no place like it!
Save the midges who really are a pain.

OK I'll have some of the left over crab or lobster and salad please..

Thanks for the welcome stockbunny! Am afraid the weather forecast yesterday has been rather over-ruled today - bitterly cold and windy (that probably was our Summer) and any remaining midges will have been blown well off course - they tend to have too much sense to come to the East Coast anyway!

I rather fancy the sound of that left over crab or lobster too ....

jj, Welcome to the Cafe my friend, please enjoy a large plate of crab. Would you like a drink with that?


Well i must of caught the digging bug off little woman cos i'm out digging up lawn all morning! and it's bloody hard work. Plate of crab for myself i think and a pint of usuall.
:-)


Vasey, Give us a smile.

GD
What have you and LW got burried under your lawns? :-))
Vasey hasn't been in since the lobster, hope she is OK

All this talk of crabs has set me going on a little project. I've made a secret deal with a Russian sailor to supply the cafe with these little beggars, see link below:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/03/0309_040309_giantcrabs.html#main

Anyone who can eat a whole one in one sitting deserves a medal or alternatively an indigestion tablet, or two.

Possibly a bucket or sick bag also I suggest......

Up to 1.5 mtrs across, a couple of those a week should be OK for the Cafe!!

Each?

Good morning all. A damp and dismal day here in the West, but who cares? Bring on the crabs.

Good morning all. Wet in the north also, don't suppose we will see Bunny in here this morning, she will probably be hopping around the Marathon. I like watching them, and thats enough. Fit people!!

stockbunny, re midges, try Marmite. Apparently they dont like the smell of Vitamin B.

GD, you are supposed to mow the lawn and dig the flower beds. Not vice versa.

Good afternoon all. That is to say it is not a good afternoon down here. It's been chuckin' it down all day.

Marmite is a very good Socco repellant too.

Evening all, been a lovely day here.
LW also dislikes marmite but Mrs LW loves the stuff..
Socs re your post 5277 I thought you 'Flying types' didn't resort to using 'Andrew' language; what is happening in the world!

lw
Me no understand!