- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I must have been asleep again, I missed dotels's appearance altogether.

Dotel - Welcome, if you like sherry trifle you're my pal forever.

A big sunny South African welcome to to DDDDDDDDDDDDDoooootttteeeelllll,,
sorry about stutttttter but Vasey 'V' word has got me all of a tither and I'm lathering up like a three year old on Derby Day. WOOHHAAA BOY!!!

Forget Socs trifle, he wont share it with you anyway but I'm known for my generosity; whatever I have is yours.

Played crap in the tourno, blamed the wife for our poor showing so cold shouldered from that quarter. More golf in a.m., seniors league, away to
Strand near Somerset West on the coast. Early start, 6.30. Night all...

Poochy is sitting in the corner crying his eyes out! how could he of ever missed the charms and grace of a beautiful young woman to the cafe and all because he was hung-over on Bods. Poochy vows never to drink again (for a day at least) and come to his senses once and for all! Welcome to the Cafe Dotel and please enjoy a bottle of champers care of Vasey. Vasey, what was you doing in a seedy bar - you bad girl! :-)



Now regarding Ghosty! let's get this sorted once and for all!! You see the resident cafe Ghosty is neither one thing or another, an entity in it's own self being only exisiting when a cafe punter wants it to. In this light the ghost is not bisexual nor is it either female or male and you cannot visualise ghosty one way or the other! When referring to ghosty then he or she terms may be used but only in a textual way. Of course if Ghosty is participating in sexual activity especially with poochy then of course ghosty will be feminized if say Bunny fancies 'rabbit on ghost' naughtiness then ghosty will have nuts unless bunny likes a feminized ghost then we shall all be watching! Anyway i hope i have made the concept of ghosty clear and please feel free to use ghosty any which way you like. For those that really believe please find straight jackets in the store room cupboard. I will just get mine.


Ghosty: are you talking about me pooch?
poochy: erm! no.
Ghosty: oh ok.

Ok

I'll start again

Hi guys :)

And, Vasey, get kettle on again...you're such a bad girl, you've misled everyone again. It wasn't a seedy bar..it was poshtown on the right side of the river, apparently...and aksherlee...oh, never mind the virgin bit. This isn't the best time to re-introduce myself, it's been an outstandingly hot day, and I haven't dried out yet.

PS Lerve trifle, sherry is for old farts, mind you, but I do like the sound of being pally
PPS Hung over on Boddies? Try Robinson's
PPPS And I'm never averse to generosity, stammer notwithstanding

'ning dotel.
Welcome.
Sad being in here tonight isn't it?

Hi dotel, evening snoball.

Snoball, what happened with the indices, did you get stung? Been there myself a couple of times, always come back for more though, good luck.

So ghosty isn't a 'real' 'dead' person, or should that be a 'real, dead and really dead' person with a gruesome past?

morning all.
jeffmack, yes, I kept giving back more than I made. Time to leave it for a while. I will be looking for a less one sided way to trade the indeces in the future.

Disaster!

The dishwasher has packed up! Anyone bought a good one recently? If the one I married had proved reliable I wouldn't need to have aanother one!

Miele dishwasher can't be beaten. Cost a fortune but has ploughed on for twelve years and still like new!

Morning Dotel!

Bet it didn't cost as much as T-i_m's.

Ok Firstly - Welcome Dotel! Sorry I missed you were new too but you are
welcome, us girlies are somewhat out-numbered in here!!

(2) Poochy.....you must stop watching X-Files dear, it's playing havoc
with the bits that aren't usually pickled in Bods! As for female ghosts
and the bunny here...well...you can put that male fantasy straight back
in the deep recesses of your mind you naughty pup you!

(3) Congratulations HighTone, just seen the leader board!!

(4) Nice Ideas from Little Willie and Opto on the hedges, although
each idea is different from the other, but maybe I could chainsaw
the hedge and than get the Chippendale round albeit on false pretences!

(5) I know it's amazing....YES THE BUNNY CAN COUNT!!!!
Another pina colada day I think..........

Stockbunny, I'll help you chainsaw the hedge which would take half the time and then we could get a pair of Chippendales round for a pina colada or three?

Afternoon all

Chippendales and pina coladas - this is my type of place!

Hi jj50 and Bunny I'm good with a chainsaw and am going out to sign on at a bodybuilding club, hope you are not in a great hurry :-))

lol!

Hello all, never mind the fancy cocktails let's get with the sherry trifle.

I've had a good day in my portfolio, HRR came good and MPH is going at some speed. I might even make some dosh at this rate, whatever next?

Evening inmates

jeffmack, would you be a fellow inmate or just visiting?

I'm the guvner