Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

That one was taken at the chapeltown and district butchers and abboitoirs memorial dinner where I won the title Miss Glands, Liver and Lights 2003!
My record as a beauty queen stands up to any scrutiny and I was once a semi finalist in the north east barefoot hedgehog jugglers association miss wet t shirt contest, where i was narrowly defeated by a then unknown Jo Brand. Personally I think she won because of services she was performing for the main judge and his collection of ferrets, but I'm not bitter.
The Missus says you're still wrong on her name, but I can never remember the damn thing either.
alan

alan, your missus is a tad cruel. i do like that in a woman!!!!! i'll go for hannah?

No your wrong with the name.Oh and by the way, alan loves cruel you really haven't see all my whips and chains, nipple clamps etc.
H

oh dearie me....i wish you hadn't said that! i've just made a right mess....

Very nice H.



Or is this Al?

Could be either!! Its a bit difficult to tell without the face. The hand looks like the wifes, but that dont mean a thing!!!
Looking at it though, doesn't it make you glad that babies don't have fillings in their teeth. Now that really would be torture.
Anyway, she said clamps, not piercings. Not to mention the gimp masks, and foldaway dungeon.
OOps, shes called me. "Coming Mistress"!
Alan

miss H, do you look anything like this wonderful creature?
http://www.orlaith-mcallister.co.uk/

No. I never wear that many clothes for a photograph!!!!
H

really? any chance of a pic?

you show me yours and i'll show you mine.
and anymore guesses on my name
H

does the winner get a pic?

Ok why not, Im game for anything.
H

hattie , honor, helene, helena, hansel, havanna,

No keep trying
H

gis a clue

I'd hate to be right.
So I'll go for Hyacinth first

But then there's Heather too.

You would't want to cheat would you bosley
H

well done chocolat, it's Heather. I'm just off to set the camera up, back in a tick!!!
Heather

Hope you like it fellahs,




Heather