- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I'm the guvner

But i am the DADDY Now

HT (-;

I'm an outmate.

I'll stick to being a mate then

Evenin' all
Any sticky buns going? No ice fingers, mind..

PS Thanks tea-dwellers for making me feel at home

Evening all.

Not popped in for a while, don't appear to have missed a lot.

However nice to see Jeff's boys are in Europe next season.
Well done....

Will look forward to see them coming to Wales.

I hear jeff has been seen in the garden shaking the dead spiders out of his boover boots, sharpening their steel toe-caps etc. and has booked his hair outcut (shave) ready for the cup final.

G-O-O-D M--O--R--N--I--N--G!!!!
((Yes that's bunny speak for GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY DO-DAS!!))
Orange juice is already poured into jugs, grapefruits are halved
and ready, prunes are de-tinned,toast is warming....

Oh OK...and in the other part of the kitchen something fatty
appears to be cooking on the grill and the coffee appears on too!

Lunch Menu

Leftovers from breakfast for those who want something greasy
(kept warm on the hot plate - bacon, sausages, eggs look suspect though)

Roast turkey, chipolates, stuffing, roast tatties and parsnips,
spouts and carrots plus of course gravy.
(I'm feeling festive!!)

Grilled tuna steak with baby new potatoes and red wine sauce
plus baby veggies.
(Please let the chef know if you want your steak rare = still
trying to swim off the plate or medium/rare = just snuffed it)

Lastly...
The waistline special.
Half a grilled grapefruit, a raw carrot and a tape measure!!
(Well what else did you expect?)

For sweet we have:
Chocolate and prune sponge pudding with custard.
Fresh fruit salad with yoghurt.
Poached pears in red wine.
Two Rennies and a glass of water.

I'll have the orange juice jugs please :-))

afternoon everybody:
GD -Give Me Nioe Stiff Drink and very strong to calm the nerves.

Just got back home and opened the post.
Guess what I have been sent a Contract Note by international Equity Consultants( these are the guys who rang me last week sometime trying to sell atlantic poly plants at USD 8 and who have applied for certification but are notr listed on the Yankee stock exchange as yet)
I had a phone call from them yesterday and was asked on the update on my side -I asked them to send me more info than i would make up my mind-which would be in a weeks time.

Anyway no info arrived but a Contract note for "you have bought 650 atlantic polyplants inc (common shares)reg s144 at USD 8 comm USD 50 total due in USD 5250 on or before 30th april 2004. payment to be made by telegraphic transfer to: Melon United Bank,boca raton,florida.aba nbr:067009646(swift) acct no: 0221002762. beneficiary account: Poly financial services inc: ref: IEC.

Their covering Letter has a Barcelona address.-but was posted from Taunton.It says its from their settlements dept but no signarure or name.

So guys any ideas or do i have to leave the country!!! I am absolutely fuming but am posting this in case their is a spate of this going on and nobody gets these "CON -tracts".

rgds
zarif

zarif, sounds like you have been subjected to an extension of the European Union policy: Con the Brits!!
All the best
opto

zarif, I think bucket shop selling by 'phone is illegal in this country and so they can hardly press you to pay. Ignore the b*****s or report them to someone.
Mind you, you shouldn't encourage them - just put the 'phone down. They are con artists and don't even have the stock to sell you.

Hi all

thanks snoball and the gang. I think you are right i am going to just sling it in the bin and if and when they do ring its their ears which will need a new ear drum to say the least.
rgds
zarif

ps: had a good long on the dow earlier so the drinks are on me and GD -just noticed the graffitti in the corner of the cafe.
thanks -but u will have to take the door of its hinges to let me out.

rgds
zarif

Good morning all!



no that'a not right!



Good Afternoon all!




no still wrong!




Good Evening all!



well is it?


Dotel, nice to see you making yourself comfy in the Cafe and please do not hesitate to ask for anything you might like. Poochies special is a nice massage of Bods oil with a glass of champers, so if you have nice hands you will find me lying on the massage table waiting! (Mutley snigger) :-)

Vasey, Dotel say's you are a bad girl - you see i knew i was right! :-)

GoldDog, just talking to myself.

Bunny, I'm sorry if my mind keeps wandering but you know what dogs are like!

Zarif, Like everyone else said - just put it in the bin and don't worry about it.

jj, sorry for asking but are you male or female?

jeffmack, something i've always wanted to ask you but never found the guts! Well here we go, erm what shoe size are you? (mutley snigger)

Ghosty, Get off me.

8 ball, thanks for finding Stormy, he popped in a week or two back.


Throw me the corkscrew and lets party!

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