- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Hi all

thanks snoball and the gang. I think you are right i am going to just sling it in the bin and if and when they do ring its their ears which will need a new ear drum to say the least.
rgds
zarif

ps: had a good long on the dow earlier so the drinks are on me and GD -just noticed the graffitti in the corner of the cafe.
thanks -but u will have to take the door of its hinges to let me out.

rgds
zarif

Good morning all!



no that'a not right!



Good Afternoon all!




no still wrong!




Good Evening all!



well is it?


Dotel, nice to see you making yourself comfy in the Cafe and please do not hesitate to ask for anything you might like. Poochies special is a nice massage of Bods oil with a glass of champers, so if you have nice hands you will find me lying on the massage table waiting! (Mutley snigger) :-)

Vasey, Dotel say's you are a bad girl - you see i knew i was right! :-)

GoldDog, just talking to myself.

Bunny, I'm sorry if my mind keeps wandering but you know what dogs are like!

Zarif, Like everyone else said - just put it in the bin and don't worry about it.

jj, sorry for asking but are you male or female?

jeffmack, something i've always wanted to ask you but never found the guts! Well here we go, erm what shoe size are you? (mutley snigger)

Ghosty, Get off me.

8 ball, thanks for finding Stormy, he popped in a week or two back.


Throw me the corkscrew and lets party!

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GD, LOL size 7 (not enough to impress the ladies)

It's what you do with it that counts!

Cordwanglers Jeffmack.

Cordwanglers... is that an old RAF saying young Socs

I thought you were an 8 Jeff, or is that just in stilettos.
I am a size 7 as well, I find it helps you get closer to the bar.

Sorry I missed the return of Stormy, always nice to see the old crowd.
I am not doing any investing or research at the moment, just holding a few stocks.

Evening all.

Stiff drink for zarif please. Comisserations - or however you spell that word!

Soc. Have a sherry trifle on me outmate!

Dotel - Sticky bun?

little willie - how's the golf?

Opto- thanks for the offer - such talent! No rush!! Has the bodybuilding started yet is the question?

Jeffmack - Evening guvner!

Stockbunny - waiting for the evening menu ........lunch was pretty good.

Goldog - most definitely feminine!!!!!!!

This_is_me may not win unless I can get a replacement for SIR which has good long term prospects but dropped on a short term view of the results, fortunately after I had sold out in the real world.

Well since we are on shoe size (i must get out more!) i'm a size 10.5! take or leave the .5

8 ball, Stormy new name is pappy or something of that nature. anyway nice to see you again where have you been? Did you see i called etq 5p or less right in the end! (mutley snigger). Sorry. :-)

jj, nice to know we have another lovely female here at the Cafe, watch out for the guys they can be very flirty! whereas i'm quiet and shy type. :-)

Tim, I have a fiver on you for winning. odds of 3/1 and outside bet for hilary now at 500/1

:-)

So who knows artwork? Who can name the artist above?

simple cut-out shapes in purest blue, against a plain background

Its you isnt it GD

Jeffmack
Cordwanglers make shoes!

How did you guess? anyway here is you.........





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is that a smile jeffmack?

last one...........

Cor blimey...you lot all come in a rush

Now GD, let's get this straight from the start..I'm the one who gets the boddies massage, the creamier the better.

Oh, I've lost the thread now

And that's another thing...champers? Corkscrew?

The children were learning a new skill yesterday - washing dishes by hand. Well they are girls and everyone knows that while washing up liquid is very bad for the male skin, it makes girls hands as soft as their faces. The 7 year old wants another go tonight as she was forced by big sister to dry and didn't get a chance to get up to her elbows in soapy water.

I bought a Miele dishwasher (thanks for the advice jj50) which should arrive before the novelty wears off completely.