Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

The party of liars is looking more tawdry and torrid every day,

Even Cameron appeared to be wincing and blushing on the Andrew Marr program the morning.

Who would even trust the present tories with the collection plate in a church?

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Hear, Napoleon will be able to sell some of his canoe bookings to the government to prop up the navy, if the tories get back in power.

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From an earlier cartoon, Salmond knows that he lost the battle, but is content to take the "war" to "London" and win the battle.

While Farage is looking around for Wave Goodbye Dave and wondering how many of the leather benches he can sell.

Camoron was sat there on the Marr show lying through his teeth again through the whole interview. Marr kept on tripping and tripping him up.

Camoron was going redder and redder in the face, you can tell when hes losing it by that and Marr really got to him.

Deficit halved MY ASS.

Even the Spectator as proved Camoron and Osbourne to be telling lies.

Big poll of polls out last night showing Labour as the Biggest party. Prediction going forward by poll companys to the GE.

Look like its going to be Labour SNP and maybe Greens as the government.

That will do me.

Get the posh boys out once and for GOOD.

It will be the end of the Tory Party as we know it and it serves them right. They just stand for the top 1% of people now.

Even Thatcher would be cringing at this lot.

JACKONORY, JACKANORY, JACKONORY!!!!!!

Yes, that may be, but they are not going to get enough seats.

And if the SNP take most of the jock seats, where does that leave millibandus?

EDIT......... JOCKONORY, JOCKONORY, JOCKONORY,,,,,,,

gf

I notice that you copied and pasted the poll figures, but edited them so as not to show Labour falling. Here is the same figures and comments unedited

"The Christmas polling break is over. Opinium have the first poll of 2015 out tonight, conducted for the Observer. Topline figures are CON 32%(+3), LAB 33%(-3), LDEM 8%(+2), UKIP 17%(+1), GRN 4%(-1). The poll has a sharp drop in Labour’s lead, down six points since a fortnight ago."

MAX it doesnt matter, you look upon the SNP seats as say Labour coop seats. The biggest party as first choice to form the government.

It matters a lot as Labour will be counted by themselves as a party to determine the largest.

Hays I copied them straight from a post on twitter, but I do conceed Labour had a 7 point one off lead last time they were out. (probably one of these anomalies that occur now and again )

Hays if you saw that projected poll of polls on SKY last night you must know now that you are YESTERDAYS MAN.

Anybody who disagrees with gf is either a loser,wannabe and now YESTERDAYS MAN. Next!

Sleazy Tories

GF,

When was Haze a man?

beats me

Just trying out my HTML Fred, forgot a few commands etc.

The cat sat on the mat, no hays head.

The cat sat on the mat, no hays head.