Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

hays for once you post a true fact

Thank goodness we all have the likes of good brave guys like Tanker to look after our best interests and keep us safe.

why are they not gong in and ending it they will kill the hostages anyway
fire in a stun bomb it will knock them out and may save lives send in the boys to do the work

off to the club big meeting tobight

This is all playing into the right wings hands.

Farage will be the one who benefits from this and Chubby Dave will be the loser.......big time aswel, add on the NHS in complete melt down and Labour will now walk it into government.

Its so easy the way things are going and just when voters were leaving UKIP to go back to the Tories......ohhhh dear.

Hays must be crying into his crack.

The government in power always benefits from security issues such as terrorism. It provides an opportunity to appear presidential on the world stage. It is why Miliband threw a tantrum when he couldn't meet with Merkel the other day.

I was never leaving UKIP for the Pork Pie Party GF....

not even for a scotch egg?
what about the cheese pasty party?

Hays stop talking stupid, Farage will have a grin like a Cheshire Cat on his face.

You said you werent going to vote shortie If I remember rightly.

Or the Patsy club?

Must admit ive got a bit fed up with politics in the last week or so.

Its too long a run in to the election.

These 5 year fixed terms need to be stopped and go back to the old system.

you have to be a patsy to vote for the cheese pasty party ..... i hear they are kissing cousins with the cheese and union pasty, and they tend to lead to indigestion or even diarrhea

Well I've always voted in the past, mind you there was always someone who I thought worth voting for... Old Nigel Garage scraps the bottom of the barrel but is better than the Pork Pie Party or Ed Miliband's Pheasant Pluckers.

Stupid woman, fancy travelling by train from Aberdeen to Ayr to collect a dog she had seen a picture of on a website. What?!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11335107/Woman-who-left-Kai-the-dog-at-Ayr-station-comes-forward.html

ohhh indeed indeed Shortie. Indeed.

It is a funny thing that if you try and type Farage on an Android tablet it corrects it to Garage. Smart this new technology!

Good news.

Abu Hamza (Mr two hooks) has been sentenced, in New York, to life in prison.

Excellent. Are his wife and children still living in this country at the taxpayer's expense?

"It is a funny thing that if you try and type Farage on an Android tablet it corrects it to Garage. Smart this new technology!"

Well well, H/S defects to the kipper Party alert!