Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Might be better if someone was to invent contraception world wide... Oh wait a minute.

Not too sure about Turkey, perhaps okay for a holiday but not to stay. Plus I don't think my dogs would like it. I could move back to Scotland and play golf with Chris, but the climate is getting worse there.

Stan, will you leave the country if the Conservatives win the GE? :-)

You mean, will you leave the country WHEN the Conservatives win the GE?

An appeal has been launched for people to knit mittens for koalas whose paws have been burnt in bushfires.

The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW) said many of the marsupials have become the "sad victims" of the fires in South Australia, Victoria and New South Wales.

Some koalas to be put down because their injuries are so severe, but others can be treated at wildlife hospitals.

Josey Sharrad, IFAW native wildlife campaigner, said cotton mittens are needed to help them recover.

"Just like any burns victim, koalas’ dressings need changing daily, meaning a constant supply of mittens is needed by wildlife carers," she said.

Well as you asked... I ain't going nowhere -):

Haystack, where did you find that story? The old girls in the nursing home down the road from me are always looking for things to knit to pass the time.

So you live in a nursing home DB, yes I know you said "down the road"... but -):

On news.sky.com

Cheers Haystack.

Stan, I'm not quite ready to be a resident there just yet!

The amount of money thrown at animal charities, and they cant find a few quid for koala mittens? I mean, how many do they need??


Piss taking?

4 each of course!

Is there as much money thrown at animal charities in Australia as in this country? Personally I prefer animals to some human beings! I've got two dogs and they are loyal, well behaved, funny, appreciate my efforts to make them happy, don't pass any criticisms when I behave like a tw-t and are very good company.:-)

DB4,

You may think that you are not fit for the Old Girls home yet, but ask your children what they think.

Ps.

I had an Irish Setter, called Paddy amongst other names. (Seems a long time ago.)

He was always getting me into trouble.

That's right Fred - always blame the dog, one if the few things we are agreed on!! :-))

I'm not a big fan of Piers Morgan, but he is right;


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2903930/PIERS-MORGAN-accept-Paris-murderers-aren-t-real-Muslims-won-t-MUSLIM-world-say-too.html

From what TANKER as been saying , he must be aged about 84 [ went in the army , instead of down the pit's] that would mean he enlisted at the start of the WW2

I am sure he mentioned the days he spent in the trenches in WWI. He said something about playing football with the Germans and telling them that we should all join up into one big federal state (someone must have overheard him at the time!).

We probably lost that match with the Germans on penalties as well.

Comet 'Lovejoy' should be visible (????) tonight as a small green fuzzy glow in the vicinity of Orion's belt.

Then it goes off on its orbit and won't get back anytime soon until about 8,000 years have elapsed. So that's not very friendly of it, is it?