CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

I could wind the clock forward to 6pm if you like Opto?
;>)

Afternoon Snowie!!!
Here you go, piping hot and wrapped up snug..
How's your day going?

Afternoon opto & stockbunny. It is cold and overcast down here in Sussex. I am having second thoughts about going for a walk on the beach. I just might investigate the channels available on my new freeview box.

What's television-X?
It doesn't work.

No idea but probably some late night adult channel at
a rough guess! Its cloudy and boring here also Snowie
although the sun is trying to make an appearance and it's not
as cold as yesterday so an improvement of sorts!

I'm just going up to the 'smoking' room. Has Spacey left anything for me?

Just popping in while the boss is out!
7thfloor, infinte supply up there.

Stockbunny, cornish pasty was nice thanks.

No problemo Spacie!!!
How's today going?

Good evening all, whats cooking?

Hello Socks!

Not a lot of people know this...

Many years ago, pub frequenters had a whistle baked
into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill,
they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle"
is the phrase inspired by this fact.

Back in the good ol' days when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your Ps and Qs"

In my local when time is called, the landlord yells 'Time!' This is where we get the phrase "F**k off you w****r!"
:-)

Evenin all, watching the one dayer, England getting turned over again unfortunately. Was at Newlands last Sun for the last match when we were well and truly stuffed. More of same tonight methinks.

Jessie/ Hickey..I see Princely things have been happening to the GEM today,
wonder if Russ still reckons 6p is the right price?...lol

Also watched recording of Saints v Everton from Sun..travesty of justice..
thats it..Millwall etc next season...bugger

Its getting like evening classes in here these days since Hickey turned all clever Dick [where did that come from?]*

Understood 7th Floors!!

*Sir Richard Whittington, Lord Mayor of London.
He had a nice pussy as well!!
black I believe!

Its just a mine of information this coffee house

They just lock the doors in mine, 7up - and don't let us out for hours. :S
The landlord's called Pete...doesn't have the same ring, somehow.

Do you know...


what bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and, err, laser printers all have in common??

No! What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and, err, laser printers all have in common??

They were all invented by gorgeous girlies. :))

Doooooh!

What do Priests and Christmas Trees have in common?

I don't know...what do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Do they both go woof when you put a match to them?