- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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Just popping in for a quickie....The Bistro Special, twice please...ummmmmmm thanks for the cleaner, cant move the old back after a days gardening & finishing the new rabbit hutch. Bunny no. 6 had babies last night so now have 10 plus the babies (too early to peek).
Where do I find the investment game?

Gd - perhaps you should give it some thought first..and, err, your assertion about me is very sweet ;)


Saturday May 1, 03:18 PM

BMW drivers get most sex

BERLIN (Reuters) - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.


The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.


Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.


Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.

a jane, Sounds like you have a bunny explosion! it is a shame that you keep your bunnies in cages im sure our own stock bunny would not like that as she likes to roam about in freedom.
I will let you play the next investment game which is coming soonish and will provide all the rules then!
I have also took it upon myself to loan you the Cafe butler so that you may sit back and relax with your feet up......




dotel, What should i give thought to? That your not a boddies girl? and what do you drive then?

audi 2.1 times a week! what does the 0.1 time involve? just taking my socks off!

anyway i must get back to watching the snooker!

Gd - just thought you might think twice before getting a porsche ;)

And you'll have to guess

Golddog - what a gent, a Butler all to myself, I've waited all my life.....does he do massage and oh you couldnt just check what car he drives....dont think I want to use mine!

(I reckon dotels gotta have a Bema - why else did the article tickle her???? and if I'm right thats only .1 more than you so what colour are her socks!)

GD i know i am a wee bit late can a flog ILT and buy IQE long thank you cheers
HT.

this net is fcuking slow tonight well i am off for a bottle of wine and a we tot or 2/3/4/5 (-;

HT.

Apparently Jaguars only have sex roughly once every six months and gently every third year.

Jeffers..thanks for puuting the record straight re little woman, since she arrived with same initials as me my life's been havoc filled and shoulders over-burdened with blame for everything but I bare it all with fortitude.
Socs will understand.

Love the sound of Amberjane popping in for a quickie, hope I'm in the caff
when she does next time 'cos I'm her man. With a bit of luck I'll persuade her to come out the back by the bike sheds for a hot tub scrub!
Champers included of course plus any other of our gorgeous girlies who care to join in.

Mrs. lw managed to dance the night away until nearly 2am at the party after her run [ thanks all for your congrats] and I had to be on the 1st tee at 7.30

little willie - can you be more precise on what it is that you bare with fortitude?

Now - amberj, I couldn't possibly comment until gd gets back...from the snooker? Which reminds me... a friend told me earlier that there's a guy called Dott in the final..and the odds were 800/1 when the tournament began? Say no more...but really, I can think of better things to do than watching 2 blokes interminably chasing a load of balls around a table ;)

Ooops, now I've done it

PS They're blue! Err, with teddies that you can shake paws with...and they're wearing purple dickies

So whats going to happen to Michael Jackson. Guilty or Not Guilty.....

Can anyone provide me with a large glass of Californian Cab Sauv?

Shove up then

Evening, just finished my 5 hours with the butler...what a massage, returned to you now but I may need him again. Everyone gone to bed, oh well, just a little pernod then, nite nite x

Hello all. Cheltenham in the rain again and "her indoors" is off to a postcard fair at the racecourse. I suppose I will be acting chauffeur again, well one does have to the decent thing. Then I will be free to wallow in sherry trifle or alternatively do a bit of genealogy.

Morning all. Sunny here in Inveresk. Although its a bank holiday, school run here as usual and dog off to hairdresser so time for a few hours r and r? Coffee would be lovely...

jj50
Good morning to you, send some of that sunshine down here please.

How about a little something in your profile, it's nice to know whether one is conversing with man, woman or alien! Why do I connect Inveresk with paper, must be something from my past.

Just walked down to the local bank holiday boot sale and got a few bargains. Rain here now so I will be getting bored.

just a quick pop in from a rough pooch.

a jane, glad you enjoyed the butler, kept you up late i see. :-)

socks, Have you been asleep in the Cafe again otherwise you would know many a detail about jj including shoe size (3).

dotel, just thinking about that car sex stats again, because if a married couple each had a car of different make then one of them is clearly cheating on the other! would they not.

mighty m, nice to see you again.


Hey up the sun is coming out.


please note that investment game trade deadline is now 7pm today. So you are ok hightone my chum.