- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I am now starting to believe I will live and have stopped researching Armitage Shanks in quite so much detail but I have to now prioritise which information is important.....so, girls, does it matter that I haven't followed one word of this multi-poster/steph excitement over the past few days? Should I care who has been banned/burst into tears or apologised?

I even believe I could keep down a cup of tea and a biscuit, if there are any bourbons still in captivity. (I think I'll take them back to bed.....)

Priscilla, the Dow is Dead, straightlining.

jeffmack,

With regard to the Dow, our suppliers are talking to the people who supply their feed which is where the problem stems from - I will keep you posted.

Ian

Oh! Just assumed it must have gone up as the FTSE rose. Just don't know why it shot up 30-odd points

Jeffmack,

As you can probably see the dow chart is now working.

Ian

Vasey - still feeling rough? Hope it goes away soon.
I think the drinks should be on the house for an hour, seems
many could do with a strong drink!!

Just ignore me today. Even I don't think I'm making any sense.

Ian
Thanks for the updates

Well you are making sense to me, but there again that may not
be completely foolproof to gauge things by (giggle)
OK silly 5 minutes....
Wonder if anyone wants a light quizzy diversion....

Who sang:
"Take off your hat, kick off your shoes,
I know you're not going anywhere...
Run round the town singing your blues,
I know you ain't going anywhere...."
??????????????

Victoria Beckham as she attaches a lead to David?

Hee-hee - very good....but not the answer in this particular case!

Rise and shine, you aint going nowhere.
Ooh eeh rise and shine, tommorows the day
that I'm gonna make it
Ooh eeh rise and shine, you aint going nowhere.

This was originally entitled "Little Willies Portfolio"
but then Robert Zimmerman got hold of it and nasalled it up.

What's happening? so many posts and a quiz too. Sounds like the sort of think Ginge Rogers might have singied. Maybe even Gary Moore, whoever she is?

Vasey
I'm devastated that you are unwell, get well soon and I'll send you a card, me! No, not a cad a card.

Cheltenham is still wet, no it's sunny, no it's raining again. What the heck, I give up.

Lots of newbies here lately, they'll be shutting advfn down at this rate. I'll have to ask GD to build an extension and bring in some more tables and chairs. Funny, but one of the ladies told me ages ago that he needed an extension and I couldn't think what she meant.

Is the sun over the yardarm yet?
Anybody going to watch the eclipse tonight if you can see the sky?
Weather's closing in again. Batten down the hatches! Splice the wassername!

Greetings

Well today was a fine day for my wiper not to work. Pint of g+t please

poochy comes up from the cellar panting.


Vasey, You poor thing Vasey let poochy give you a nice hug but please do not be sick on me.

amberjane, i have sent you a mam email, if you do not get it then it is not working so please send me an email with your email written down for me.

Bunny, I think all other bunnies have now hopped off, you are the one and only!.

littlewoman, I think you need a poochy hug to.

jj, what is your daughter studying in Spain?

dotel, pint of g+t! Gosh! go steady girl i don't want you sick like Vasey.

poochy needs a Bods.

nice move snoball 6k up on new investment. Updated 4th May

Position	Best Investment	Players Name	The Profit
1	Bioprogress	Bullshare the Rocket	22,076.86
2	Matrix Comms.	Lord Hightone	17,760.44
3	Healthcare Ent.	robb	15,562.91
4	Ashtead Grp.	This is me may win	12,923.26
5	Persimmon	Sexy littlewoman	12,627.70
6	Northgte.Inf.	Great Uncle Socks	12,190.56
7	Mytravel GRP	The snappy Croc	8,962.73
8	Pipex Com.	Lord Hightone	7,258.05
9	NHP	This is me may win	6,862.50
10	Br.Energy	snow ball fight	6,033.71

Good evening! Brief respite from snoozing in my pit. Must be better, feeling a bit peckish but the only food in the flat is half a packet of fruit gums and two custard creams. I really must get myself a wife .....

A glass of champagne sounds really quite appealing now....I must be on the mend! But as I haven't eaten anything since Saturday night, I could easily come over all silly after even half a glass.....

What happened to my hug then?