JOKE OF THE DAY

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will
and told her preacher, she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Pick 'n Pay.

The preacher asked, "Why Pick 'n Pay?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

       

Precious Metals Summary - London CloseUK small caps close lower on wider market sell-off, EBT falls after FY warning

End-of-day Market Roundup

Friday's market reports:

Telegraph
Telegraph (Bloomberg summary)
The Times
The Times (Need to know)
The Guardian
The Independent
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