Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

healthy and safety rules of the uk if their is a risk then the risk must be removed
law of the uk

I love pork within reason, so if anyone has a surplice just email me.

This reminds me of my wife complaining that when she had a snack at bar with a Jewish friend of mine, seeing bacon butties on the menu and although she fancied a bacon butty she chose something else as she didn't wish to offend my friend who as she said, "the bugger promptly chose a bacon butty for himself"!

I do not think any food should be proscribed as long as there are alternatives on the menu, or the frequenter of a "food establishment" is made aware of the limited choice.

Gary Glitter gets 16 years.

Everybody gone on long W/end maybe .I'M ON ME OWN. Yippee.

does that mean you were a gary glitter victim? :-)

TOO OLD me .

Is everybody else trying to tell you something?

8-)

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Sometimes when I was wandering in "me van" there were roads where everybody seemed to be going in the opposite direction to myself.

I used to wonder if they had heard something I hadn't.

(Like the pub at the end of the road had run out of beer.)

Are you a comedian Fred . ( and cynic ).

my daughter tells me i'm bald, not funny

Try my four daughters and my wife.

They know all my faults and yet still looking for a good one.

No wonder I liked going fishing, even though I rarely caught any!

Anybody want to buy hardly used fishing tackle?

Star Trek star Nimoy dies aged 83


R.I.P Mr Spock

End of a life, as we know it.

And thanks for doing a good job for us, Spock.

We will all of us try to live long and prosper. :-)

A Vulcan never bluffs!

Poor old Spock !....I used to like the finger pinching neck thing where his enemies would just faint onto the floor...(how does he do that ?...)....

Maybe Spock was Hays or Hays was Spock. Eh.

Oh dear!

50 Shades of, well, let's say "vomit, poo and wee"! That should just about cover it.

Jihadi John's relatives flee home and want new identities as friends insist: 'They are an innocent family who've done nothing wrong'
Parents and five siblings have fled home in Maida Vale, west London
They are protesting their innocence and say they fear reprisal attacks
Family friend said: 'you can’t control what your kid does as an adult'

for the last 20 years all I have heard from muslims is our close their families are
well it is a load of bollocks the above they must have known
Rotherham they must have known

can any one on this thread tell me this

our do you know who is a good muslim and who is not