Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

If you're lucky enough to have railings ; you can have a whole series of crackers......amazing what you can do on your own....

Vote tory and get this.

Back to Bullingdon Club days!

fred - what do you get if you vote in labour? .... that always seems to escape your rapier wit :-)

You get a lot better class of voter and cartoon in the Telegraph:

I sense Fred is getting nervous about the Tories gaining a majority in the GE.
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I think i dislike politicians more than anyone i can think of (except Russell Brand)
I have to say the only one i don't mind is Boris ,at least the bloody toff answers questions .

Manuel,

Firstly it will rid us of Cameron and what I would think is one of the most corrupt period of government since WW2.

I hope it will provide a government, which is respectful of all in society from the poorest and most "needy" to the wealthier.

I hope such a government, which will be an Alliance of Labour, Lib/dem. and SNP. I think Miliband was wrong to refuse to consider a coalition of the above after May with the SNP part of it. A coalition would provide a more stable government and be able to formulate more inclusive long-term policies without disrupted partisan actions.

You can’t dismiss SNP if they are the major representatives of 5.5 million Scots, unless you are prepared to accept disruptions of government.

(I think tories and Labour are considering their own short term political interests, rather than those of the UK as a whole. The weakness of “said” democracies.)

I hope that an Alliance government would sit down and consider the UK’s position in the European Union and the World more realistically.

Also, to consider the policies needed for a long-term policies economically successful UK and the method of implementation of necessary changes.

That will do for a start. The devil is in the detail.

But you can run through the various government departments and services examining their failings.

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oh dear fred ..... you failed to address the question for a change .... naughty boy!
to be honest, i was hoping for one of your generally silly political cartoons

Do you mean something like this:

or this:

no, i meant one that poked at your mate red ed and his equally incompetent bunch of wallies .... you seem very reluctant to post those

Napoleon, is this true?

I think that is enough for to-day!

where's the red ed swipe? ..... not that you'll get off your arse to vote anyway

Fred will vote UKIP ,he's meeting TANKER at the polling station ..

Nawr te!

JB,

If you don't watch out I will post more cartoons.