Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

This is a much better joke.

An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

"You know" she said, "We were sitting here across from each other 50 years ago."

"Yeah" he said, But then we were naked".

"So let's get naked now" she suggested.

So they took off all their clothes..

"You know" she said, smiling lovingly, "My nipples are getting just as hot looking at you today as they did 50 years ago."

He replied,


"I'm sure they are - one is in your coffee and
the other's in your oatmeal."

What a boring market today.

jimmy
it looks OK to me.

driver that's probably where i should be trading today, not having a good one , mind you i'd sell mushrooms as potatos by weight and wonder why i was down at the end of the day..

massive thunder storm on the south coast..

Thunder Storm? this is a THUNDER STORM.

Ok driver i can't blow the pictures up like that

What's the problem?

stormin thread

All very quiet on the board today!!

Will this do moneyplus

That's better--you all had me worried for a moment. cheers jimmy.

It's looking

again.

Where's that runway.

Ball Lightning.

Driver, you must have had a crystal ball. Been having a flying lesson today and look at the image you posted!!!
Took a microlight over Donny to explore the terrain for the SEO bash. Looks good, except for the vomit splashes etc. from my aerobatic adventures!!!
Alan

Sounds a bit to daring for me I prefer two wheels than none.

It was great. What an experience. Our Lass had the life policies ready, just in case. You really should try it when you go for the SEO bash!!!!
Remember, learner pilots, like shares, can fall as well as plummet!!
Alan

How can you fly a micro light like the one below?

Well, according to Einstein, there is an equivalency between mass and energy. Light is a form of energy and so must have mass. If we convert the energy emitted from the light in a string of photons, to mass then, according to the famous E=mc2 formula (I think thats right, though Einstein was dyslexic - true) and the system of jet propulsion designed by Sir Frank Whittle, we should be able to emit sufficient energy / matter to ensure that anyone flying one of these above 25 feet altitude, should end their days in a brief, crunchy splash.
For more explanations of this please see
www.scientific-bollox.com/IS_THAT_WHAT_THE_IDLE_SODS_SPEND_MY_TAXES_ON
Alan