Fancy dress joke

A guy goes into a fancy dress shop and goes to the vampire section. The girl behind the counter says, "Maybe you should try the West Ham United football shop across the street". Guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said I wanted to dress like a count".








Deal or No Deal

What Wayne Rooney loses on adding hair on the top?

Having less brain cells

       

He has been done, should have just shaven it all off.

http://www.pnefc.net/page/NewsDetail/0,,10362~2538728,00.html.. Gawd help 'em.