Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

"TANKER - 29 Apr 2015 10:52 - 59324 of 59329

cynic any one selling drugs should be hung and the sooner all countries do it the better .. but hang the bastards just before kick off before a football match"

...No no not before, but half time might be a possibility -):

TANKER

This should appeal to you

https://youtu.be/qDO6HV6xTmI

some of the spectators may feel like volunteering, depending on their team's performance

Another good one by George Carlin is List of People who should be killed.

MaxK

I think you would like them as well

I don't want to sound insulting but Miliband always looks like he has sat on a wasp and yet to realise it......the pain is just starting to filter through....

Cameron and tory cronies are disconnected from the voters, especially the younger ones and especially students.

Miliband, is showing he is aware and "maybe" his Brand interview may show he is aware and prepared to involve "disillusion and those who feel dissociated" .

He at least is prepared to make approaches and recognise their "grievances". He may benefit from a few more votes in university towns.

Must admit the Brand makes me wince.

So he does know he's sat on one......aware.....

Hays that link to oddschecker confirms the odds I posted which was a fair reflection.

There is one bookie Betway going 11/10 Cam , average is around 5/4 and best as I posted 11/8.

Best for Milli is 4/6.

You seem to have picked up the lowest odds for Cameron and I don't know where you got the Milliband odds from.

I think that we might get Cameron as PM but he he is probably goingto have to fight to get the SNP and LD's on board....not easy....unless he can just get a majority....huge effort needed by the Tories this week to convince an undecided electorate it seems....god's speed...

No chance of SNP rf but another tie up with the Libs if they can hold enough seats is probably their best hope at the moment.

http://news.sky.com/story/1474345/snp-to-take-all-scottish-seats-poll-suggests

The SNP could win all 59 Scottish seats in an election landslide next week, a new poll has suggested.

According to the final Ipsos MORI poll ahead of the election for STV News, support for Nicola Sturgeon's party stands at 54%, which could mean it would clean up in Scotland.

It would also mean the SNP would claim the scalps of Labour's election strategist Douglas Alexander and the Chief Secretary to the Treasury Danny Alexander.

The poll gives a five-point increase in support to the Conservatives (17%) - the party only got one MP in 2010 - but sees Labour support drop by four percentage points to 20%.

The Liberal Democrats have seen an increase of 1%, putting the party at 5% and the Green Party has dropped two points to 2%. UKIP is polling at 1%.

Hanging people on the pitch before Cardiff games would double season ticket sales as the football this season is total trash.

I'd vote for that.

RF,

Post 59334


Professor Stephen Hawking, looks a little different, but I wouldn't mind his brain or achievements!

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Mind I almost think Cameron looking for a food bank less than attractive.

Haze,

Post 59340, would mean sweeping the Scotland free of tories.

Also, means a left winged alliance of a Lab/libs/SNPS who will introduce left winged policies and voting and parliamentary reforms.

its time to let Scotland go and close the road out .
more trouble a head we do not need Scotland and do not need the oil

NS speaks coherently and with passion, as does AS too, though he doesn't present very well

however, NS (obviously) forgets to mention that if crude stays depressed, then Scotland will need some hefty subsidies in many quarters
as i write, Aberdeen has almost come to a standstill, and of course there are all sorts of knock-on effects from that

Scotland will also need the support of Sterling if it wants to retain its membership of EU, though i'm not sure quite why

Going to live in a high rise apartment?

What your removal men might benefit from, is:

1. A head for heights.
2. Sticky feet. NB. That's sticky feet and not 'stinky feet'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-32495269

cynic - 29 Apr 2015 13:42 - 59345 of 59347

NS speaks coherently and with passion, as does AS too, though he doesn't present very well

however, NS (obviously) forgets to mention that if crude stays depressed, then Scotland will need some hefty subsidies in many quarters
as i write, Aberdeen has almost come to a standstill, and of course there are all sorts of knock-on effects from that

Scotland will also need the support of Sterling if it wants to retain its membership of EU, though i'm not sure quite why

cynic the bitch once England to elect a lab gov and wants rid of the tory party
if that is the case then the evil woman should tell all scots to vote lab
but that is not her wish she is a evil bitch
trying to impose a lab gov on the English

lets have a uk vote to get rid of the scots for good

she's not evil at all and why on earth should she want her fellow scots to vote labour?

quite correctly, she wants the scots, an awful lot of whom snp represents, to vote snp so that snp's aims (however much you may disagree with them) are properly and strongly promoted in westminster