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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

hewittalan6 - 05 Jul 2005 17:44 - 596 of 81564

Well, according to Einstein, there is an equivalency between mass and energy. Light is a form of energy and so must have mass. If we convert the energy emitted from the light in a string of photons, to mass then, according to the famous E=mc2 formula (I think thats right, though Einstein was dyslexic - true) and the system of jet propulsion designed by Sir Frank Whittle, we should be able to emit sufficient energy / matter to ensure that anyone flying one of these above 25 feet altitude, should end their days in a brief, crunchy splash.
For more explanations of this please see
www.scientific-bollox.com/IS_THAT_WHAT_THE_IDLE_SODS_SPEND_MY_TAXES_ON
Alan

driver - 05 Jul 2005 17:44 - 597 of 81564

You just sit on it.

hewittalan6 - 05 Jul 2005 17:45 - 598 of 81564

No, Nope. It's definitely the Missus that sits on small battery operated items!!!

driver - 05 Jul 2005 17:48 - 599 of 81564

Or sit in it.

driver - 05 Jul 2005 17:50 - 600 of 81564

You could just talk into it.

jimmy b - 05 Jul 2005 17:50 - 601 of 81564

Alan you've been thinking to much. It's not good for you.

driver - 05 Jul 2005 17:51 - 602 of 81564

This looks more like it.

jimmy b - 05 Jul 2005 17:52 - 603 of 81564



You'll end up looking like this...

driver - 05 Jul 2005 17:53 - 604 of 81564

I think I will give it a miss today.

driver - 05 Jul 2005 17:55 - 605 of 81564

I just want to go home.

driver - 05 Jul 2005 17:57 - 606 of 81564

Your having a laugh

driver - 05 Jul 2005 17:58 - 607 of 81564

Look there's Donny.

driver - 05 Jul 2005 18:00 - 608 of 81564

I should have checked that first.

bhunt1910 - 05 Jul 2005 18:01 - 609 of 81564

you are all mad

baza

driver - 05 Jul 2005 18:01 - 610 of 81564

Speaks for it's self.

driver - 05 Jul 2005 18:02 - 611 of 81564

THE END

driver - 05 Jul 2005 18:05 - 612 of 81564

You sure that's Donny down there.

driver - 05 Jul 2005 18:06 - 613 of 81564

THE END

hewittalan6 - 05 Jul 2005 21:33 - 614 of 81564

Thanks for those, guys. Doesn't Donny look wonderful. Can't possibly be me in the photos though.
Firstly I wore a fuschia pink bry-nylon jumpsuit, set off by a lovely mauve taffeta tu-tu. And secondly, there are no stains from where I shit myself!!!
Alan

bosley - 05 Jul 2005 23:26 - 615 of 81564

i did the old trafford tour today. a very enjoyable few hours, especially when it's pissing down. i quite liked the interactive touchscreen bit, where you can bring up any player and select brief clips of them in action. tres cool.
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