MPH ... suppose this ought to be on an MPH thread, but still ...... The share has been much more robust ever since Greg Tuffnell was booted out (good job too) and Michael Morris has taken back the day to day running ...... I suspect the whole operation is now much more focussed and well run, which I hope will show when the reults come out at the end of June and in the trading statement that must surely accomoany them.

is it mrw div today and kgf friday please.

Midday Market Summary

       LUNCH TIME FUN

Greystone

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Master RSI - Thanks. Techie problems here due to storms - seems to have caused the duplications... Should be fixed now.

G.

End-of-day Market Summary

        JOKE OF THE DAY

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage,
they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
when they turn off the lights because they can't see each
other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings,
the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me,
reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea
and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
Now if you want to have sex with ME,
reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you don't want to have sex,
reach over and pull on my penis......fifty times."