Morning all.

Good morning all

"UPS" (Added by Master RSI on Tue 29 Aug 09:36 am)

AHT - Mid 131.675p
Reason on the new uptrend, after the long drop once the Right Isue was announced at 100p, now due to be taken up by tomorrow, a good take up should continue the bounce

Another "UPS" for today

CSH - 14.50 / 15.50p
Reason - The second face of the UPTREND on the chart is now taking place, as buyers are coming back at this lower prices

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        JOKE OF THE DAY

woman to woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden
and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution.
I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll
give you a hard time. But... he'll be bigger, faster,
and will like to hunt and kill things.
He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been
complaining, I'll create him in such a way that
he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will be witless and will revel in childish things
like fighting and kicking a ball about.
He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
What's the catch, Lord?"

"Well... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...
So you'll have to let him believe that I created him first.
Just remember, it's our little secret...
You know, woman to woman."