Category - UPS
Nickname - Master RSI
Epic - SGP
Mid - 9.125p
Reason - Bouncing from the large fall for the last year as new management team is to improve the financial position, and last reported that all major divisions making a positive net contribution

        JOKE OF THE DAY

Tough Being A Man
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her
from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it Too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must see someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
THEY WANT TO!!

Category - Keep an Eye
Nickname - Master RSI
Epic - DTK
Mid - 124p
Reason Had a large drop recently though news have been good all along on profits and over two weeks ago adquisition