JOKE OF THE DAY

barbershop
The dentist looked into his patient's mouth and said,
"The only way I can cure your bad breath
is to take out all your teeth."
"Will I be able to sing in the barbershop chorus afterwards?"
asked the patient.
"I don't see why not," replied the dentist.
"Well, I wasn't good enough to sing in it last time I auditioned."

Eating Disorder
A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a green bean stuffed
up each nostril walks into the doctor's office.
The doctor looks at him and asks what he can do for him.
"Doctor, I just haven't been feeling well lately."
"Well, I can see why. You aren't eating right."