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Mr Wong knows how to tease a nutter like you

no wonder he send some crap hopping you will take the bite from a Chinese name




Just think, he is the PANDA and you the PROSTITUTE .............on the joke below

A panda escapes from the zoo, and he's walking around town, and he thinks "I could really do with a shag!"
So off he goes down to the local bar to try and pick up a girl.

So he's at the bar, and this girl (a prostitute) slides up to him and starts hitting on him. Panda thinks "Ello...I'm on here."

So they end up back at her place and the Panda says "I'm really hungry, do you have any food?"

The prostitute gives him some food, and then they get down to it.

Afterwards, the panda gets up and starts to leave. Now the whore doesn't like this and she says,
"Where are you going, where's my money?"

Panda says, "Money? What are you on about?"

Prostitute says, "I'm a prostitute for pete's sake!!"

Panda says, "What's a prostitute?"

She throws him a dictionary and says, "Look it up!!"

Panda looks it up: "PROSTITUTE - A woman who has sex for money."
Panda throws the dictionary back at her and says "So what. I'm a panda."

Prostitute says, "So."

Panda says, "Look it up."

So she looks it up, and reads out aloud: "PANDA - Eats shoots and leaves" so the panda walks out

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mnamreh ( the bitch with no menopause yet or ever ( 3er sex)

right to repply
you have mention me on the post above, so no stalk, maybe you lost you memory and any decency

I can see what a SCAM you are just like mr WONG ( they know each other surely )

mnamreh - 24 Oct 2011 19:30 - 5 of 7
re - gently tease 'machoman/

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Good joke. In fact, best joke I've seen in a while.

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