This thread is for the more intelligent, any intelligent thoughts can be posted here by the more intelligent amongst us.
The thread is dedicated to bosley (bos) who only wants the more intelligent thoughts posted here.

Imagination is more important than knowledge; Einstein

You may wonder why I am up so late, but then perhaps you never heard of the insomniac dislexic agnostic who woke up in the middle of the night wondering if there was a dog.

woof woof

sd

Up to your old tricks again stockdog ??????????????? SD

From the book "In the words of a very wise man - the quotes of hewittalan6" (available from hewittalan6 publishing at only 399.99 + P&P);

Don't blame the dog - you trod in it

If work was in bed, I'd sleep on the floor

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Man with hole in both pockets doesn't feel too cocky

Congratulations Driver. A photographic homage to the late, great George Burns allows me to face the miror on a Saturday morning with the comforting thought that things could have been worse.

namreh
I can see the resemblance.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too)

I know one like that.
If every Mars Bar wrapper bought in one day were laid end to end, someone would have to pick them all up again. (I think thats it).

Driver - that one about shouting for 8 years for one cup of coffee - I'm not giving up now, I can just hear the wife stirring in the milk!

sd

In the days when I used to work my Japanese boss had the following plaque on his door:

THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS NOT TO BE HAPPY BUT TO MATTER

I say "borrocks"

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
I know this.

Did you know that women blink nearly twice as much as men?

Depends whats happening to them at the time.

apart from humans, dolphins are the only creatures to have sex for recreation. Thats what my mate Flipper the scuba diver told me.

I sneeze a lot.

And the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

my daughter REALLY can lick her elbow ( shes 16 and normally formed ). that makes me VERY intelligent.

My son can lick my elbow - does that count?

superrod, you find something new out everyday..... i never knew that you couldn't lick your own elbow. hurt my neck trying. it's like when i was back at school and one lad used to be able to suck his own c**k!!! nearly broke my back trying to copy!!!! i was so jealous.......

No your right bosley you can't , can some one call me an ambulance.

bos jimmy
May be you two should get together, problem solved.

I suffer from senile dementia - which is great because I get to meet new people everyday

Baza

Theres a cure for that baza, if we give you a dose of parkinsons you'll soon shake it off.
I am a dyslexic, so I've joined the FGOS (British Dyslexic society)
Alan