JOKE OF THE DAY
Fair and Square
Taking his seat in chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"I have been presented by both of you with a bribe," the judge began.
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
"You, Attorney Leoni, gave me 15,000.
And you, ASttorney Campos, gave me 10,000."
The judge reached in his pocket a pulled out a check,
which he handed to Leoni.
"Now, then, I'm returning 5,000, and we are going
to decide this case solely on its merits."