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I've just been given an early birthday present. It's an acoustic guitar! Hmmmmmm where do you plug it in? Can't play a note by the way. I think wifey wants to keep a few of my last remaining brain cells active.
Where's the button for tuning it in?

Is it OK if I just strum away in the corner over there?

Don't leave your cap on the floor then.

Ssssssshhh! I'm concentrating!

7th floor, you have to concentrate AND pluck the strigs.

I can't do BOTH!!!!!! I've also noticed that I have to hold my breath at the same time! Worrying!

I'm sorry. Am I frightening the customers away?

not as long as you don't start to try and sing!!
;>)

First hurdle Tuning - overcome (to my ears anyway)
Second hurdle - 'A' chord - failed!
My fingers are throbbing on my left hand!
I've had to cut my nails down even further. Should be good for administering suppositories ! Oh sorry, that's Friday night isn't it.

It's saying in me book that I'm strumming "Mull of Kintyre". Does it sound it to you?

More like

Maul of Kin! DIRE!!!

I feel queasy when I think what it will sound like when you turn the switch on at the main, 7th. Meanwhile, I think another glass of wine is required. Can I top you up, girls?

Ah! Got it! The strings should face outwards!

Another glass Priscilla....not meaning to sound rotten but
if 7thFloor is going to carry on all afternoon a VAT would
be useful!!!
;>)



Only kidding 7th - keep trying..........................

OK! I'm off upstairs to the smoking room to continue practising! Please knock before entering. I'm expecting a queue of groupies now I'm a musician! :-))))

Oooh! That's better. Here's a bottle of VAT, Bunny... Sorry I didn't hear your request earlier but I'd put the corks from a couple of last night's bottles in my ears.

Priscilla :-) Ok, Ok, you can be first!

Falls through door gasping, not noticing he has failed to dress

Someone's hopeful.....
;>)



I suppose we have to humour him Priscilla???
;>)


Ahh Iain - yes....well....never mind....
What can we get you?

Afternoon all, I have had enough of thie work lark already, they dont seem to be happy with me dissapearing for a quick snooze in the afternoon !

A life please:)

(If he gets out of breath just walking through a door, Bunny.....)

Ladies! Get back. Iain's here to help ME!
He says he'll teach me a few chords if I can get ICI to drop a bit (like a stone was mentioned). :-)

lol