Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

About time I posted this again

Victim.

I just like to point out the waiter that he is neither omniscient, or omnipotent.

Sometimes the symptoms of various psychotic disorder.

I sometimes wonder where he spent his youth, but there is no point in asking him as one can see the poor chap is often more than a little befuddled.

Maybe a few injections might help him.

I often feel sorry for him.
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Blair.

Good riddance.

Can he take the hazy one with him.

Imagine arriving at a ward with the three of them dribbling in them.

What a nightmare.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/queens-speech/11634415/Queens-Speech-David-Cameron-announces-law-to-slash-Labours-union-funding.html

Queen's Speech: David Cameron announces law to slash Labour's union funding

After leading the Tory Party to its first majority for 23 years, the Prime Minister unveils legislation that could see donations to Labour fall by tens of millions of pounds every year.

David Cameron has launched an assault on Labour's reliance on the unions as he used his Queen’s Speech to unveil new laws which could see the party's funding slashed.

After leading the Tory Party to its first majority for 23 years, Mr Cameron unveiled legislation that could see donations to Labour fall by tens of millions of pounds every year.

In a surprise move the Conservatives introduced a new law to reform the way union activists pay a “political levy” to Labour.

Under the Conservative plans, union members will have to opt-in to paying an annual amount to Labour, rather than opting out as at present.

It will dramatically reduce Labour’s funding from the unions and would significantly hamper the party’s ability to fight general elections.

In Northern Ireland, which has an opt-in system, fewer than 40 per cent of union members chose to pay into political fund. Under the current system in the rest of the UK just 8.8 per cent of union members opt out.

The Unite union, run by Len McCluskey, gave Labour £19 million in the last Parliament.

The unions reacted with fury to the measures, accusing Mr Cameron of a “shamelessly partisan attack” that would “take Britain back to the 1920s”. Labour sources described the pledge as a “stitch-up”.

I'm going to have to buy a dictionary Fred .

what i find particularly interesting about all anti-union legislation, is that the labour gov't that eventually follows never even alters let alone rescinds any of it

it looks well when a non footballing nation have to take action against fraud in fifa
and the football counties have turned a blind eye.

i just hope that this will be a slightly tortuous route to finally nailing sepp blatter
he makes bernie ecclestone look like snow white

I'm just wondering if the FBI have purposely left Blatter out of it , in the hope one or two of the arrested ones start thinking a bit of information about him may help them in a plea bargaining situation . Blatter must be the most notorious name on the planet , but he just thinks he can carry on .

like al capone, blatter no doubt thinks he is untouchable ..... i have reasonable hopes that this will be shown to be hubris in the extreme

Victim,

I will sell you a few of mine at a discount!

Thank god for the on line spell checkers my spelling is still that of a six year old.

I know , it's funny how you suddenly forget how to spell the simplest of words . Some of the biggest mistakes are people who put ," to " instead of " too ", or " there " instead of " their " , or is that education .

"spellcheck" has much to answer for, not least the insidious creep of americanised spelling being the correct form

Looks like it's all over for the blotter and gang.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32889845

food poisoning have never had food poisoning in my life only people who eat in
sub standard places get it or do not cook and clean the kitchen
never eat in a Asian restaurant if you love your food and body .
tens of thousands eating from sub standard restaurants and filthy take a ways
must be idiots .just stand and watch the owners and cooks
it tells you all

bbc news now on Asian women going to Syria let them go take a way their pass port and never allow them back .they are scum

there's an old saying - you eat a peck of dirt before you die

i certainly think that people today are far more prone to upset stomachs - food poisoning if you insist - because it has been drummed into us that food that is past it's sell-by date must be dumped; total nonsense of course

anyway, while for sure there are some restaurants and food retailers of all types that fall well below acceptable hygiene standards, i am firmly of the opinion that most food poisoning comes from the home ..... in particular, food is not properly wrapped, if at all, and is often stored wrongly with raw fish, meat and chicken (our old favourite!) being kept on the same shelf of even above cooked food

and nor should the family moggy or mutt be left out of the equation ...... cats in particular will jump onto work surfaces, with obvious potential consequences

The EU referendum bill was presented to parliament today (first reading). The second reading of the bill of on 9 June.

This is the Bill

http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2015-2016/0002/cbill_2015-20160002_en_1.htm

cynic yes that is correct but to be sure cook it your self in your own clean kitchen