CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

not as long as you don't start to try and sing!!
;>)

First hurdle Tuning - overcome (to my ears anyway)
Second hurdle - 'A' chord - failed!
My fingers are throbbing on my left hand!
I've had to cut my nails down even further. Should be good for administering suppositories ! Oh sorry, that's Friday night isn't it.

It's saying in me book that I'm strumming "Mull of Kintyre". Does it sound it to you?

More like

Maul of Kin! DIRE!!!

I feel queasy when I think what it will sound like when you turn the switch on at the main, 7th. Meanwhile, I think another glass of wine is required. Can I top you up, girls?

Ah! Got it! The strings should face outwards!

Another glass Priscilla....not meaning to sound rotten but
if 7thFloor is going to carry on all afternoon a VAT would
be useful!!!
;>)



Only kidding 7th - keep trying..........................

OK! I'm off upstairs to the smoking room to continue practising! Please knock before entering. I'm expecting a queue of groupies now I'm a musician! :-))))

Oooh! That's better. Here's a bottle of VAT, Bunny... Sorry I didn't hear your request earlier but I'd put the corks from a couple of last night's bottles in my ears.

Priscilla :-) Ok, Ok, you can be first!

Falls through door gasping, not noticing he has failed to dress

Someone's hopeful.....
;>)



I suppose we have to humour him Priscilla???
;>)


Ahh Iain - yes....well....never mind....
What can we get you?

Afternoon all, I have had enough of thie work lark already, they dont seem to be happy with me dissapearing for a quick snooze in the afternoon !

A life please:)

(If he gets out of breath just walking through a door, Bunny.....)

Ladies! Get back. Iain's here to help ME!
He says he'll teach me a few chords if I can get ICI to drop a bit (like a stone was mentioned). :-)

lol

Ahhhh...Now you sit down with a nice drink and tell bunny
all about it Iain, it can't be that bad surely.......
:>)

Afternoon Spacie!!
Oh what Ye Ol'extended lunch break not working?

Ahhh now I understand...yes taking on 7th is quite a task...
and actually teaching him to play.......have another beer!
;>)

Hi bunny, that one doesnt seem to work any more, I will have to try something else.

7thfloor, any groupies turned up yet or are you stuck with iain?

Executive stress management appointment?
:>)

bunny, I have stuck a few random "Private" appointments into my calendar, however my boss does not check my calendar or read any of my emails, he just assumes that I am available any time anywhere and he phones me, strangely everything he want me to do is incredibly urgent!

I obviously have some work to do to get him trained properly ;)