Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

They'll be gassing people next . UN in u turn , there really are too many humans on the Planet , we must exterminate .

But not the UN folk.

NHS to over 70's. Thanks very much for your contributions over the last 55 years, but you are about to be a drain on our resources now so we will have to let you die, bye.
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Still some good to come out of this, those wishing to be allowed to die won't have to travel to Switzerland.
On the downside younger folk may not get a hospital bed because they are fully occupied by the elderly going through the dying process, perhaps a bonus scheme could be introduced to speed up the freeing of these beds.
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Someone forgot about Human Rights . We'll spend a fortune defending some murderous Bastard from being deported , but if you are over 70 and ill , tough .

why beds for those of 70+?
a cardboard box in a shed in the carpark will suffice

This threads getting very depressing , no wonder Fred's gone barmy .

Jimmy the UN STARTED IT , is that a first .

Time to top up with shares in Dignity (DTY)
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Here a nice picture to cheer you all up , some of what's great about Britain .....

there was another great pic on the net yesterday where a pigeon had photobombed (or it was faked) a red arrows formation, "taking out" the wingman with the vapour trail seemingly coming from the pigeon

quite so jimmy .... fun isn't it

Great picture , i couldn't post it any smaller .

Jimmy,

In your post, where it says:

<img src="http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02357/01_27154417_ca97c9_2357529a.jpg" alt="" />

You can control the image size by editing it, like this:

<img width="300" src="http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02357/01_27154417_ca97c9_2357529a.jpg" alt="" />

You'll then see this. It's now 300px wide.

Thanks hilary as you can see i don't have a masters in computer science .

seems you have a mistress instead

I didn't know how to do it either, thanks hilly :-)


Not sure why the height got changed as well, but who cares?

You're welcome, boys.

You can enter either width or height attributes within the img tag, and your browser will automagically calculate the other. You can enter both attributes if you wish, but, if you don't do the sums right, you run the risk of skewing the aspect ratio and distorting the image.