CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

OK! I'm off upstairs to the smoking room to continue practising! Please knock before entering. I'm expecting a queue of groupies now I'm a musician! :-))))

Oooh! That's better. Here's a bottle of VAT, Bunny... Sorry I didn't hear your request earlier but I'd put the corks from a couple of last night's bottles in my ears.

Priscilla :-) Ok, Ok, you can be first!

Falls through door gasping, not noticing he has failed to dress

Someone's hopeful.....
;>)



I suppose we have to humour him Priscilla???
;>)


Ahh Iain - yes....well....never mind....
What can we get you?

Afternoon all, I have had enough of thie work lark already, they dont seem to be happy with me dissapearing for a quick snooze in the afternoon !

A life please:)

(If he gets out of breath just walking through a door, Bunny.....)

Ladies! Get back. Iain's here to help ME!
He says he'll teach me a few chords if I can get ICI to drop a bit (like a stone was mentioned). :-)

lol

Ahhhh...Now you sit down with a nice drink and tell bunny
all about it Iain, it can't be that bad surely.......
:>)

Afternoon Spacie!!
Oh what Ye Ol'extended lunch break not working?

Ahhh now I understand...yes taking on 7th is quite a task...
and actually teaching him to play.......have another beer!
;>)

Hi bunny, that one doesnt seem to work any more, I will have to try something else.

7thfloor, any groupies turned up yet or are you stuck with iain?

Executive stress management appointment?
:>)

bunny, I have stuck a few random "Private" appointments into my calendar, however my boss does not check my calendar or read any of my emails, he just assumes that I am available any time anywhere and he phones me, strangely everything he want me to do is incredibly urgent!

I obviously have some work to do to get him trained properly ;)

Sounds like you do have some work to do on him Spacie!
You'll just have him 'trained' when the contract will be up!
;>)

The 'know it all' quiz:



(1) There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?

(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball.

(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.

(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?

(9)It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?

(10)Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "s".

Pear brandy - they grow the pear from tiny in the bottle which
is secured to the pear tree and when it is fully grown they
separate the pear (in the bottle) from the tree and fill it with
brandy.

Is number 9 banana?

bully, much to hard for me, I think I will go up the the smoking room ;-)

(7) dwarf dwell dwelling dwindle

(8) , . : ; ! ? -- () '' ""

(9) lettuce?