Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Tonight is actually 'Fun night' at our local dog club.

I can't wait! They tell me some of the dogs tonight are hot, hot, hot.

Are there any really vibrant dog clubs around where you live?

Hmmm? That's probably a daft question and the answer is a very definite 'No!"

Stop barking!

hot dogs? mustard or ketchup with that? onions...........................

:-)

deltazero - 16 Jul 2015 12:50 - 61510 of 61529
dc 61507 - when did kk's big fat lard arse shrink to only the size of pluto then - maybe it should be uranus lol!


Like it. :-))

Don't be going on about too much tennis on the BBC , there's not enough...

Chess and boxing, together at last in a sport whose name is as unlikely as the combination itself: chess boxing. So the name may not be original, but chess boxing is a singular sport that demands brains and brawn like no other athletic competition. Popular in Germany and the United Kingdom, the game is played with alternating rounds of chess and boxing. Competitors can win by winning the chess game, by knocking out an opponent.

Lol.



Finland is the birthplace of wife carrying, a sport which sees male competitors race along an obstacle course while carrying a female team-mate. If you win the annual competition in Sonkajärvi, Finland, you supposedly are awarded the weight of your "wife" in beer.

At the annual World Worm Charming Championship in Wilaston, Cheshire, contestants use a variety of ingenious methods to try and persuade worms to come out of the ground. The world record was set in 2009, when a 10-year-old girl managed to entice 567 of the wriggly creatures up from the soil.

45m for a football player are the supporters so stupid to pay to watch the overpaid players .
yes if you are on benefits and can not afford to feed the kids

It was all going well when i looked earlier a few funny postings and then Fred couldn't help himself .

JB,

You are a moaner!

Posted up by gaz over the road.



David Cameron

While a doctor in a London A & E Dept was suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old U.S rancher whose hand had been caught in a revolving door,
- the rancher was watching Cameron on the T.V behind the doctors head
- The old rancher said,

Well, ya know,.... you... got a 'Post Turtle' ....for president too.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him,
- what a.... 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said,
- 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post
... with a turtle balanced on top,..... that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face
- so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself;
- he doesn't belong up there;
- he doesn't know what to do while he's up there;
- he's elevated beyond his ability to function;

and you just wonder
- what kind of dumb ass people.... put him up there to begin with."

!

Hedge funders and Manuels !!!!

ever word that farage as spoken about the eu is now correct Greece will have to leave the euro by 2017

max - that's actually witty, which is more than can be said for 97% of fred's ...... mind you, no redneck would ever vote for any democrat, especially if there was any chance that he'ld tighten gun laws, and as for being black too ......!

Your right TANKER ,Farage has been bang on .

That fellow on the news last night giving bikes to would be immigrants so they can get to the ferry and tunnel quickly and more often to try and board . When asked about it he said " why wouldn't i" .
The problem is bad enough we really need Brit's like that over there .