Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Lol.



Finland is the birthplace of wife carrying, a sport which sees male competitors race along an obstacle course while carrying a female team-mate. If you win the annual competition in Sonkajärvi, Finland, you supposedly are awarded the weight of your "wife" in beer.

At the annual World Worm Charming Championship in Wilaston, Cheshire, contestants use a variety of ingenious methods to try and persuade worms to come out of the ground. The world record was set in 2009, when a 10-year-old girl managed to entice 567 of the wriggly creatures up from the soil.

45m for a football player are the supporters so stupid to pay to watch the overpaid players .
yes if you are on benefits and can not afford to feed the kids

It was all going well when i looked earlier a few funny postings and then Fred couldn't help himself .

JB,

You are a moaner!

Posted up by gaz over the road.



David Cameron

While a doctor in a London A & E Dept was suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old U.S rancher whose hand had been caught in a revolving door,
- the rancher was watching Cameron on the T.V behind the doctors head
- The old rancher said,

Well, ya know,.... you... got a 'Post Turtle' ....for president too.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him,
- what a.... 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said,
- 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post
... with a turtle balanced on top,..... that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face
- so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself;
- he doesn't belong up there;
- he doesn't know what to do while he's up there;
- he's elevated beyond his ability to function;

and you just wonder
- what kind of dumb ass people.... put him up there to begin with."

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Hedge funders and Manuels !!!!

ever word that farage as spoken about the eu is now correct Greece will have to leave the euro by 2017

max - that's actually witty, which is more than can be said for 97% of fred's ...... mind you, no redneck would ever vote for any democrat, especially if there was any chance that he'ld tighten gun laws, and as for being black too ......!

Your right TANKER ,Farage has been bang on .

That fellow on the news last night giving bikes to would be immigrants so they can get to the ferry and tunnel quickly and more often to try and board . When asked about it he said " why wouldn't i" .
The problem is bad enough we really need Brit's like that over there .

The 'post turtle' was previously said about Obama, both Bushes and many others.

We have conducted air strikes over Syria despite parliament ruling against them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33562420

Any thoughts about on here concerning this?

A 15 yr old teenage (edit) 'BOY' goes on a school trip to Barcelona waterpark and then suffers agonising sunburn blisters from ignoring teacher's-advice



EDIT: Well, I thought you guys would go to town with your comments on this one.

The same article appeared in the Daily Express. Heres what some of their readers had to say:

Obviously the boy is over protected by his mother, just look at him.
And she gave him a factor 15? Is she just as daft as he is?
A factor 50 is required for his pale skin, which was mentioned to the parents beforehand.
The child has only partial sunburn, why is that? If he hadn't used sun cream at all, he should have been burned all over.
Again, a parent tries to blame someone else for their child's stupidity, and ignorance.

With so much skin and fat available the sun couldn't miss him. He probably gave good protection for the other kids who could shelter in his shadow! He will be loving the media attention (thanks Mum) and all the comments about breasts, bra's and (b)moobs!

Foolish child, foolish, neglectful parent. Not only is he sunburned, he is grossly overweight. Parental responsibility is not in evidence in relation to this child.
Don't blame anyone else Mrs Pritchard. Look in the mirror, that is where the fault lies.

always someone else's fault isn't it

next she will moan about her fat son and how it's some else's fault......

It appears that Connor learned a few things. Use Sun protection and do what you are told.

Youth advised to apply sunscreen,ignored advice,got burnt....his fault FACT

You just can't fix stupid. Sounds like he takes after his mother.

He is 15 years old, most people by that age should be able to think for themselves. The teachers warned him and he did not listen. He has hopefully took on board that some people know more than him. And that if he goes on holiday and the sun is shining he will either put on lotion or cover up or stay in the shade. As for his mother trying to defend him, no comment.

No comment from me on the chav mother, but to anyone going to Spain please note that any sun tan lotion below factor 25 is totally useless.

smarter than the average sheep

nice moobs fat boy................

Why do schools take kids on a trip to spain for a week, but if we want to take them on holiday we can't and get fined. And don't tell me it was educational.

If I were him I'd be more worried about cholesterol.

Just think....if labour, limp dems and SNP MP's get their way, this idiot and others like him would soon have the vote

Where is his bra? B cup I guess?

15 years old and doesn't understand the harmful effect of the sun.....needs his backside kicking. A Playtex bra might have kept some of the sun's rays at bay.

smarter than the average sheep

a typical example of the brain dead fat overfed cotton wool clad dumb youth of today.this fat loser is going nowhere in life............exept the chip shop.............

And with Labour would be given the vote in a years time.

This kid is a disgrace. His mother is even worse. Look at his physical condition, at his age he should be as fit as a butcher's dog and out playing sports. I bet he can't walk 200 yards never mind run 200 yards and his brain is in the same condition.

the playstation affect

When I first came to Australia I did get burnt by the sun, not badly but, being a very fair skinned Scot I didn't have to be in the sun long before I started to burn.
I have never seen sunburn leave such distinct edges except where clothing had been worn, if your skin is exposed to too much sun and you are moving around the burning is even, I have seen literally hundreds of cases of sunburn, I have never seen burns like this.The distinct circular burns on both biceps look strange for sunburn, the burns on his collarbone area also have very clear ''Édges '', it just does not look like sunburn to me. As far as I can see his lower back and his ''Chest '' are not burnt ??. Maybe he was abducted by Aliens, can't think of any other explanation.

So what! Most English people have got sunburt at some time in their life. The boy needs to toughen up, and quick.

Lady your kid is a fricking moron. You can sue when he dies of skin cancer and they'll tell you the same thing.

Britain is raising kids with jelly and crisps for brains. Shut up Mum! You raised a kid who needs some serious discipline. Just a few ignored the teachers. And they are all fine. The teachers could not touch these brats

Sorry, but I hope they suffer from these burns and the lesson burns itself into their memories. Ignorant kids. + ignorant parents - trips to hospitals.

Dumb, dumber, dumbest.

So, just to be sure I have this correctly...
Mommy raised an idiot who can't equate heat and sun exposure to getting burned.
Said idiot ignores both repeated warnings from teachers and the examples set by classmates.
Idiot gets burned to the point of requiring medical attention.
Mommy, to show that idiocy is indeed hereditary, then proceeds to blame anyone/everyone else, rather than herself and her idiot son.
Bottom line...son should have used protection. Come to think of it, the mother should have, too...then we wouldn't be hearing about this kid at all. :D

That's not a sunburn. Its a chemical burn. It follows a pour pattern, instead of a wide-area homogeneous exposure pattern.

I know burns. I worked with them. Those are burns fella, shut gob if illl-informed.

I'm not saying its not a burn. I'm saying its not caused by the sun.

If homeboy had put on "any" sunscreen, the most common areas are the exact places he is burned. Those are some pretty sharp demarcations for someone who did not have any protection, considering his neck.

I am guessing someone got into something nasty and tossed it on him, and used the "sunburn" excuse to cover it up.

WHAT!!! you knew RABBIE BURNS????? how old are you?

Self inflicted injury I'm afraid. He was warned and ignored the warning, now his mother is looking for a solicitor who will take on the case for compensation. There's a lot of this lad to be sunburned, he already has bigger breasts than my wife.

When I was in the US Navy we had a guy go on the flight deck of the aircraft carrier and take off his shirt to work on a plane when we were around the equator. He got hand sized blisters on his back.

Poor baby.

Helios Investment Partners Independent Resources (LON:IRG) Investment
http://hotcopper.com.au/threads/helios-investment-partners-independent-resources-lon-irg-investment.2554661/?post_id=15648416#.VakEo_lVhUY
PRIVATE-equity firm Helios Investment Partners has about $800m to invest in businesses in Africa and is looking to partner UK Oil companies looking for co-investors in the rest of Africa.

The London-based, Africa-focused private equity firm said it was well placed to share knowledge with UK companies that wanted to share the risk when deploying funds in the rest of Africa. Helios Investment Partners said they were looking for financial investments in oil explorers in Tunisia and Egypt .

In its latest investment, eight-year-old Helios Investment Partners this week announced it was co-investing $276m in a consortium with Vitol, the world’s biggest independent oil trader.

The consortium reached an agreement to buy a majority stake in the downstream business of JSE-listed Nigeria-based Oando, which has more than 400 service stations in Nigeria and 84,000 tonnes of storage.

In May, Helios Investment Partners invested $100m for a 12.4% stake in Africa Oil, a Canadian oil and gas company with assets in Kenya and Ethiopia. The company is investing its Fund III, which closed this year and raised $1.1bn.
There is a rumoured investment in UK explorer Independent Resources who have just started a mapping programme on its Ksar Hadada development where there has multiple interest from local and global players.

Following these recent investments its chief operating officer and partner, Henry Obi, said the firm still had notable capital to co-invest with South African firms looking to expand in the rest of Africa.

"We have a significant amount of money left in the fund. I would say over $800m. This will be invested over the next four years," said Mr Obi, who was in SA to meet investment bankers and South African companies looking to do deals in the rest of Africa.

"We are looking for South African companies to partner with them across the whole of Africa in any sector."
One of the companies that Helios has co-invested with before is Shanduka Group, a black-controlled company previously owned by Deputy President Cyril Ramaphosa but merged with businessman Phuthuma Nhleko’s investment firm Pembani.

In 2011 an affiliate of Helios Towers bought Nigerian telecoms firm Multilinks from SA’s state-owned phone operator, Telkom.

In 2013 Helios Investment Partners invested in unsecured credit provider Bayport after financial services firm Transaction Capital exited the business.

Mr Obi said Helios Investment Partners had also co-invested with family offices from SA and funds of funds, but was willing to do more.

Helios Investment Partners is also raising $300m in a side-fund, which will be earmarked exclusively for oil and gas investments. It hopes to close it by the end of this year.
In the oil and gas sector, it is also invested in SA’s Impact Oil and Gas, which is exploring off the coast of the Cape.

http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-07-17/germany-not-greece-should-exit-the-euro

Hoary old joke doing the rounds, but is surprisingly apt :-)




The Greece Bailout Explained




It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.




On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.




The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel. The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.




The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit. The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.




The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.




No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.



And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the Greek bailout package works.

It works because asll the people in the circle owed money to each other. They could just as easily have forgiven the debts. The note was a useful mechanism.