CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

(If he gets out of breath just walking through a door, Bunny.....)

Ladies! Get back. Iain's here to help ME!
He says he'll teach me a few chords if I can get ICI to drop a bit (like a stone was mentioned). :-)

lol

Ahhhh...Now you sit down with a nice drink and tell bunny
all about it Iain, it can't be that bad surely.......
:>)

Afternoon Spacie!!
Oh what Ye Ol'extended lunch break not working?

Ahhh now I understand...yes taking on 7th is quite a task...
and actually teaching him to play.......have another beer!
;>)

Hi bunny, that one doesnt seem to work any more, I will have to try something else.

7thfloor, any groupies turned up yet or are you stuck with iain?

Executive stress management appointment?
:>)

bunny, I have stuck a few random "Private" appointments into my calendar, however my boss does not check my calendar or read any of my emails, he just assumes that I am available any time anywhere and he phones me, strangely everything he want me to do is incredibly urgent!

I obviously have some work to do to get him trained properly ;)

Sounds like you do have some work to do on him Spacie!
You'll just have him 'trained' when the contract will be up!
;>)

The 'know it all' quiz:



(1) There's one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?

(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball.

(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.

(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?

(9)It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?

(10)Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "s".

Pear brandy - they grow the pear from tiny in the bottle which
is secured to the pear tree and when it is fully grown they
separate the pear (in the bottle) from the tree and fill it with
brandy.

Is number 9 banana?

bully, much to hard for me, I think I will go up the the smoking room ;-)

(7) dwarf dwell dwelling dwindle

(8) , . : ; ! ? -- () '' ""

(9) lettuce?

(4) baseball?

Bunny, think you slipped up on that one!

stilletto, shoe, sock, sandal, slipper .....sunk

ski, snowshoes, skates....

P. We make a good team!

Just been out to buy plectrum for 7th floor ... has he
run out of energy yet?

ANSWERS TO QUIZ
(1) Boxing.
(2) Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about 2 and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
(3) Asparagus and rhubarb.
(4) Baseball.
(5) Strawberry.
(6) The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
(7) "Dwarf", "dwell", and "dwindle".
(8) Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
(9) Lettuce.
(10) Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, snowshoes, stockings.

I've a blister on my wife's favourite finger! ;-(

Thanks for the plectrum jj but I'm giving up 'till the morrow ( by popular request )