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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

MaxK - 04 Aug 2015 08:41 - 61827 of 81564

MaxK - 04 Aug 2015 08:45 - 61828 of 81564

The muppet show


Fred1new - 04 Aug 2015 08:48 - 61829 of 81564

or the 30s.

Oak trees from little acorns especially when propagated by government propaganda and misinformation.

Fred1new - 04 Aug 2015 08:58 - 61830 of 81564

Perhaps, you recall.

Fred1new - 04 Aug 2015 08:58 - 61831 of 81564

By the way, is Osborne's selling off the "country's silver" trying to paper future holes in his "financial" policies?

Or goodies and payments for friends in "high" places?

cynic - 04 Aug 2015 09:05 - 61832 of 81564

certainly if you lived in thanet/medway and other areas that have been very badly affected by uncontrollod immigation, you might be inclined to temper your silliness, albeit that that is unlikely

MaxK - 04 Aug 2015 09:42 - 61833 of 81564

It's getting desperate....




The only way to stop the Corbyn juggernaut is for Liz Kendall to pull out

Not only that, but Andy Burnham and Yvette Cooper need to get real about the threat they face - and unite against the hard Left



By Dan Hodges

5:35PM BST 03 Aug 2015



Jeremy Corbyn has stumbled. Or rather, he has been tripped up. The offending leg belonged to one of his own supporters, Dave Ward, the Communications Workers’ Union chief. As he was unveiling his union’s endorsement, Ward angrily proclaimed: “The grip of the Blairites and individuals like Peter Mandelson must now be loosened once and for all. There is a virus within the Labour party, and Jeremy Corbyn is the antidote.”


Purging the party of the undesirable elements who were responsible for Labour actually winning general elections is in an important part of the Corbynite project. But no one else is supposed to be in on the secret. Which is why a couple of days later the statement “Unity is our watchword” appeared emblazoned across Corbyn’s campaign website.







More: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11781068/The-only-way-to-stop-the-Corbyn-juggernaut-is-for-Liz-Kendall-to-pull-out.html

cynic - 04 Aug 2015 09:52 - 61834 of 81564

i'm voting for corbyn and nothing will budge me from that!
shame there isn't someone even further to the loony left for whom i could vote

Chris Carson - 04 Aug 2015 10:07 - 61835 of 81564

Only good thing about Andy Burnham is that he is an Evertonian. Corbyn is my vote to seal the deal that Labour will never get back into power. The only Ace in the pack for Labour is David Miliband making a sudden comeback the only guy with half a brain out of the lot of them. Fingers crossed that ship has well and truly sailed. LOL!!!

MaxK - 04 Aug 2015 10:12 - 61836 of 81564

I'm surprised they haven't fixed the lesser spotted millibandus up with a safe seat.

Easily done.

2517GEORGE - 04 Aug 2015 10:33 - 61837 of 81564

Re Labour I agree there Chris, with Corbyn taking them so far to the left, they will be in the wilderness for a long time which is not healthy politics, a creditable opposition is always required. Maybe UKIP will fill the void Labour leave. Re David Miliband that is something I alluded to here as well.
2517

Haystack - 04 Aug 2015 10:54 - 61838 of 81564

Haystack - 04 Aug 2015 11:02 - 61839 of 81564

When was the last time we had a Prime Minister with a beard?

Haystack - 04 Aug 2015 11:03 - 61840 of 81564

Chris Carson - 04 Aug 2015 11:50 - 61841 of 81564

And wearing 60p vests LOL!!!

Haystack - 04 Aug 2015 12:01 - 61843 of 81564

Look into my eyes. You will vote for me!


Haystack - 04 Aug 2015 18:34 - 61844 of 81564

A man who saw his new wife for the first time without make up is reportedly SUING her for trauma, after being shocked at her appearance.

The unnamed couple had just got married in Algeria and after spending the night together, the husband woke up to find his wife bare faced.

But rather than admire her natural beauty, instead the man REFUSED to believe the woman was his wife, believing her to be a thief.

Finally realising that this was in fact the woman he loved, the man is now allegedly suing her for fraud and “psychological suffering”.

A source told Emirates 247: “He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make up before their marriage.

“He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke up in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.”

The price of the husband’s “suffering” is £13,000.

ExecLine - 04 Aug 2015 19:07 - 61845 of 81564

Aaaaw. Little love.

Obviously, as well as issuing her a writ for this cruel deception, he needs to walk around her at least three times, saying "Thou art an ugly cow and I divorce thee." Job done.

I suppose, that rather than admire her natural beauty, he looked across the bed and quickly cottoned on to the fact she must have been using tons of slap and lippy as a single lass. Neither did he know, realise or remember, that one does not tend to look at the mantle-piece whilst poking the fire.

Nothing was mentioned about taking our her false teeth and putting them in a glass, putting her hearing aid and her glasses on the bedside table and leaning her false leg up against the wall - all before hopping(???) into bed.

Hmmm? Hey! I didn't know, that in Algeria, you can sue your wife for trauma.

Amazing, eh? On t'Internet, you learn something every day; in fact every hour.

MaxK - 04 Aug 2015 19:22 - 61846 of 81564

Dunno, funny things can happen.

I've woken up with a few dogs that wouldn't have got the time of day if sober.
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