OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Oh gawd, I meant wrong thread!

Still trying to work out how "Well it's nice to have a bit of good news to cheer Tabby up when he gets back, though I must say he never seems too despondent!

BUT, is the fat lady still getting her dress on, or has she left the building?" managed to get to this thread when I thought I was posting it to the MDX thread. Must be the Guinness.

Oh yes, it's Guinness time!

No I think you're right -sounds like that's what Keaydian is up to :-)

It's great when all the posts get mixed up isn't it? Ends up that nobody knows what the hell is going on; a bit like the Government really!

Guinness time! Yes please :-))

OK Opto, special gofgaf offer today, get one free, get another free.

(opens toilet door)

Aye, put me down for 5 please....phew. Got any air freshner?

(closes door quickly)

OK 10 pints for you KEAYDIAN, there's no air freshner but if you look in the corner you'll find a flame thrower; that should do the trick.

Not the flamethrower!! All that methane mixed with air! Too much arson about!

KEAYDIAN is always arson about! Boom, boom! Haha, eh? err, oh no!!!!!

(coming from toilet)


Got it!.......Damn matches are damp.

Hahahahah! (hysterical laugh) matches are damp, we're saved!

Not if you don't find a day job :P

Oooh it's pink hammock time.

What's a day job? Is it a sex thing? ;o)

mornin all, coffee on. todays speciality a double cappuccino - half caf., low fat & minimal froth. guess what i was watching again last night. Do such people really exist. not Frasier thats TV but people who order such coffees as above for example. I feel such a fraud for just asking for a drip coffee with no milk
Alex

(coming from toilet)




(puff puff puff) Morning all. Papers arrived?

where do you get a pad like that? Not available from B&Q at the minute.
Does it have a seat warmer too?

I wouldnt recommend the floor tiler?

nor the electrician judging by the wiring!

I see KEAYDIAN has moved into the toilet on a permanent basis. Must have knocked through to the next building as well; it's got No. 1 and No. 2 on the door.