Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

David Cameron not going to feel good this morning.

Cameron expected to release statement. "I did not have sexual relations with that pig"

Hopefully Rebekah Brooks on the phone now, expect the spin on this to suppress all other news for the whole week. Should divert attention from the refugee crisis.

Bloody joke , except it's not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242354/Saudi-offer-build-200-mosques-Germany-Syrian-migrants-slammed-cynical-Kingdom-not-offered-refugees-themselves.html

Syrian doctor turned people smuggler who has made £60,000 this month alone

Richard Spencer meets Abu Mahmoud, a wealthy people smuggler in Turkey who has confronted the dilemmas of countless Syrians fleeing their country's tragedy


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/11877299/Syrian-doctor-turned-people-smuggler-who-has-made-60000-this-month-alone.html

well done fred .... that's definitely chuckle-worthy :-)

Will,

did you mean this:

David Cameron’s having a pig of a day

The prime minister supposedly did something a little untoward to a dead pig

Hays,

Which is which?

Be a good chap and pop down to Central Headquarters and ask Lynton.

David Cameron Allegedly Stuck His Naughty Bits In A Dead Pig's Mouth And Twitter Can't Handle It

"
The Daily Mail's front page this Monday will come as a shock to many, where it is alleged the prime minister once "put a private part of his anatomy in a dead pig's mouth" as part of a university initiation.

The claims are contained within a book written by billionaire Tory donor Lord Ashcroft to be published next month but serialised by the Daily Mail this week.

Other revelations include allegations of drug-taking and bitter feuds during the PM's days at Oxford University.

Needless to say, everyone is going into meltdown over what is being dubbed "PigGate"."

ComRes had topline voting intention figures of

CON 42% (+2), LAB 30%(+1), LDEM 7%(-1), UKIP 13%(nc), GRN 3%(-1).

Manuel,

P 63174

You understood that cartoon.

You are coming along.

Fred and cynic getting more like the Chuckle Brothers every day . To me , to you .

Fred. Oh yes. Here comes karma payback big time.
Any time a pumped up political twat especially someone who feels they are entitled to take it all, gets pulled down a peg, is karma justice.
That idiot Ashcroft is well screwed too.
Cameron's back story says it all, what wouldn't he do to get into the club.
This story has only started.
Imagine Cameron or any Tory sitting down to negotiate with other world leaders. They are bound to wonder if all British rightwing politians are pig f***ers.
Fills my heart with great joy.

It is all minor tittle tattle from student days. No one really cares. The stories only have any currency with activists and journalists.

it would have been better had the questioner asked if the figure was JC!

Are you positive you're not Fishfinger in disguise, Will10?

Haze,

That was Cameron's and Osborne's formative periods in their personal and political life.

Probably, spent it with his mind blown out and still out of contact with reality.

Two ex? junkies running a country, but you have the background to their decision making.

Mind suitable leaders for the torrid party.


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Why are they doing a deal for Nuclear plants with China?


Bloody maddness. Perhaps, Osborne will rent out No 10 to them as a H/house.

Haze,

That was Cameron's and Osborne's formative periods in their personal and political life.

Probably, spent it with his mind blown out and still out of contact with reality.

Two ex? junkies running a country, but you have the background to their decision making.

Mind suitable leaders for the torrid party.


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Why are they doing a deal for Nuclear plants with China?


Bloody maddness. Perhaps, Osborne will rent out No 10 to them as a H/house.

Hairy one,

What are the possibility of Tax avoidances in Austria?

hilary , surely that's not goldfinger in disguise ! i know gf was a labour guy but i don't think he would be calling for us to take 40 million migrants ..